welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Think you have a chance at meeting someone?? Singlesnet does.
According to U.S. Census figures, 40 million Americans use online dating services;
that's about 40 percent of our entire U.S. single-people pool.
So if you haven't tried it yet, maybe it's time to dive in!
Being bashful will get you nowhere. Women and men who post their photos receive
more than twice as many emails as those without photos, according to a
study published by economists at MIT and University of Chicago.
You're in luck – Here's how Singlesnet can help!
* Free to - contact members
* Free to - receive and read e-mails from members
* Free to - reply to e-mails from members
* Free to - create your own personality profile
* Free to - use the compatibility matching system and view photos
* No credit card required
* Takes less than 30 seconds to create an account
* Proprietary compatibility matching technology
http://www.tinyurl.
FREE PLANTERS CHOCOLATE PEANUTS!
FREE* NEW! PLANTERS Chocolate Lovers
Get your FREE* 2-Pack Sample: Milk-Chocolate Cashews or Dark-Chocolate Almonds
>>Click Here to Get your FREE* Sample<<
http://www.tinyurl.
As you all know, I rarely take up a "cause" that motivates me to contact
friends and ask for help.
However, I'm an avid outdoors man and fisherman, and that's why I'm seeking
your help now,
We MUST be extremely careful not to over fish certain areas ... its our
duty to keep only what we plan to use and pledge to CATCH and RELEASE what
we know we cannot reasonably consume.
Its always common courtesy and helps make friends to leave some specimens
for others.
As you can see from the regrettable instances shown below, indiscriminate
net fishing is a serious problem.
Its simply too easy to over-fish while netting.
I'm sure you too will agree with me that this bill must be passed.
If not, this is what can happen :
Anything you can do would be appreciated.
This message is sent to you as a public service
So, happy Labor day everyone!
You all have great things to do this weekend?
For many, the long weekend means the last chance with
the bbq grill or the boat, and the last summer chance of
many other such activities before fall sets in.
For the postman, it will be a quiet one. The "war department"
will be headed "north" a little later today to see her mom in
the hospital for the weekend, while I will remain here, baching it
for the weekend once again. I am prepared, however. I'm sure at
some point this long weekend will entail a trip to my favorite
restaurant, The Cracker Barrel. In addition, there is a real good
looking Tombstone frozen pizza in the freezer, and I intend to
use my great culinary skills as well, believe it or not. Yep, I actually
plan to cook something, is that not a novel idea? My fam grew up
eating a very simple yet easy casserole to eat. Its called tuna and potato
chip. (Hey, don't knock it, its pretty good, actually) What you do is
you buy a bag of chips, a can of tuna fish and some condensed
mushroom soup, mix it all together, then pop it in the oven for
about a half hour till it warms up! When you want a tasty dish to
eat without a lot of effort, through the years it has always been an
excellent fallback! Give it a try sometime this weekend if you don't feel
much like cooking. So what easy stuff does your fam do when you
don't want to cook but want a simple meal?
Since the war department is going to be gone I also have some great goodies in store
for you! For one thing, in this morning's issue you will find a new
feature! Its called "Cool stuff" I constantly come across interesting
links that represent neat stuff to do and see on the web. So one day,
I said "Gee I bet the postman fans will like this stuff." Thus, you will
have some new cool stuff to see and do!
I also intend to put out a special issue this weekend, and its going to
be different from the special issues I have done recently. I think you will
like it! So be sure to watch for it!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
COOL STUFF
cool fantasy art
http://www.thepostm
bouncy guy game
http://www.thepostm
low impact woodland home
http://www.thepostm
Cute kitties
http://www.thepostm
the too sexy song for seniors
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS
plastic surgeon
http://www.thepostm
wanna see my nuts?
http://www.thepostm
phhhphhhtttt
http://www.thepostm
fbi is watching watchimg you
http://www.thepostm
leap
http://www.thepostm
excuse me
http://www.thepostm
the work of a sick mind
http://www.thepostm
if I want your opinion
http://www.thepostm
was Adam choosy?
http://www.thepostm
woman of my dreams
http://www.thepostm
Two women were in a hair salon talking about their home lives when the
subject of flighty husbands came up. "It's unbelievable,
woman said. "I can never figure out where he goes at night."
"I know exactly what you mean," said the other woman. "One second he's in the house,
and the next he's gone without a trace."
"Well," says a woman eavesdropping nearby. "I always know where my husband is."
"How do you manage that?" the other two women asked.
"Easy," she replies. "I'm a widow."
____________
Little Sally came home from school and with a smile on her face and told
her mother.
"Frank Brown showed me his willy today!"
Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It
reminded me of a peanut"
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked, "Really small was it?"
Sally replied, "No...salty!
____________
An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in
Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the
aircraft's sewage holding tank.
The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and
the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out.
When the commander berated the Airman for his slowness and promised
punishment, the Airman responded: "Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below
zero, I'm stationed in Greenland, and I am pumping sewage out of airplanes.
Just what are you going to do to punish me?"
____________
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
not tonight
http://www.thepostm
makes a good hangar
http://www.thepostm
the trouble with superman
http://www.thepostm
too big
http://www.thepostm
Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His wife is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find
that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says to his wife: "I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you!
____________
The defendant and his lawyer are in the courtroom, the man being charged with theft.
The lawyer tells the crusty old judge, "My lord, my client has produced receipts for,
firstly, the high speed modem."
"High-speed modem?" questions the judge.
"Yes" replies the lawyer, "It allows computers to communicate over vast distances
at high rates of speed. It allows email and something called cybersex in AOL chatrooms,
your honor."
"Cybersex?" says the judge, "You mean sex through a modem? You mean sex on a monitor?
Good lord, the morals of this society! Sex should be a natural event of nature!"
"Secondly, my lord," continues the lawyer, "My client can produce a receipt for the
12-speed cd-rom."
"12-speed cd-rom?" queries the judge.
"Yes my lord, it enables millions of bits of information to be read off a small disk."
"And I suppose most of this information is cybersex related...
modern technology and modern society, baffling, just baffling," comments the judge.
"I'm appalled at what technology is doing to society these days."
"Thirdly my lord, my client can produce a receipt for the super deluxe
inflatable milk maid, whatever that is."
"That's the one with the silicone breasts and real hair," replies the judge.
____________
A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.
Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.
To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The blonde realizes
he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?"
"Yes, I'm sorry," replies the man and promises to avert his eyes.
"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this,
I'll make it blow a kiss to you."
Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss. The man, who is completely absorbed,
inquires what else the wonder pussy can do.
"I can also make it wink," says the woman. The man stares in amazement
as the pussy winks at him. "Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman,
patting the seat.
The man moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"
Stunned, the man replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle too!
____________
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Snore Stop
http://www.buffalos
Chatting With Granddad
http://www.buffalos
Bodyscapes
http://www.buffalos
____________
LAB LAUGHS
The Hottest Spot In Town
http://www.lablaugh
Are You On line To Long?
http://www.lablaugh
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/PostmansCorner
or http://www.thepostmanscorner.net
*To unsubscribe from this group, send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com
*To subscribe to this group, send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
*PLZ NOTE: DO NOT send unsubscribe requests to the listowner
(Follow instructions)
Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required)
Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest | Switch format to Traditional
Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe
__,_._,___
No comments:
Post a Comment