its not who laughs the loudest, it is who is left to laugh
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So it was not what you would call a "stellar" day
yesterday for the page. There are 2 things I often
think about. 1, I often wonder why you guys have put
up with me for so many years in spite of my amateurish
capabilities. And 2, I have often wondered why I do not
take some computer coding classes so I can be a professional.
Well, I cannot explain why y'all put up with my foobars, but
I also know that I will probably never be a pro at this. so, its
just the way things are. also kind of explains why the war dept. puts
up with me for over forty years, too :) just the way things are :)
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
Redbull
sex
why should we hire you
miss a few hairs
are you listening to me
hot outside
the new poster boys
in the moonlight
knock yourself out
a chemist
motivation
let me check
decided to quit
pasta
company picnic
What's the difference between an asshole and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out.
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JOKES
basement waterproofing
a couple of rednecks are out hunting in the woods
I won
Your Internet Connection is A *Little* Bit Slow
on a chili winter evening
speak about men as politically correct
speak about women as politically correct
A first time prisoner is placed in his cell with a cellmate
this firm is over staffed
a sweatshirt and slacks
WHAT did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?
Close the door, I'm dressing..
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Epic Wolf Encounter
Ringling Bros. And Barnum & Bailey Circus - With Elephants
Top 10 Television Sitcoms of the 1970s
The life of an Il Torobo hunter-gatherer
U..S. ARMY RANGER WATER JUMP
Rick Charls World Record High Dive 172'
National Geographic: Big,Bigger,Biggest:Dam
Hilarious Examples Of People With A Great Sense Of Humor
Tree cutting fails
The Pink Panther Show
I got my son a refrigerator for Christmas. And....
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
lottery tickets
my ex
an easy decision
the vending machine
cheap toilet paper
state prison
pro tip
sad day
hand in marriage
being honest
offended
brownies
donate blood
easily amused
medical exam
My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator saying "This isn't working, goodbye"
But she was wrong. I opened the fridge and it's working just fine...
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