whether you think you can or you think
you can't, you're right.
Henry Ford
welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
why dad was not allowed
kinky
a nude beach
he is thinking
kill someone during a burglary
after my exam
where is my weed
fake news
drive
life hack
the tp shortage
invite me out for dinner
leave myy car at the bar
avoid hitting your thumb
tide pods and cotton candy
Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says I love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn
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JOKES
2 soldiers are in the bathroom
on the first day of school
man and a woman argue over custody
walking along the beach one day
lesbian goes to her annual physical
new monk arrived at the monastary
man is sitting outisde enjoying his coffee
the 3 greatest samurai on earth
brought it to class
a blonde got really tired of blonde jokes
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Funniest dogs and cats compilation
21 Hilarious Moments Caught On Security Cameras
arguing with women
Daily Routine (Stay Home Collection)
elephants on the road in khao yai national park
Best Practical Joke Ever
Silent Film - The Man And The Thief
Two Minutes of Priceless Truth from Phil Robertson
US Marshals Illegally entering private property.
USA: Several arrested as rubber bullets fly near Minneapolis I-35W motorway
QUOTES FR%OM DAVID LETTERMAN
1. "Robbers broke into the Gap over the weekend.
The suspects are described as being armed and casual."
2. "It's been so busy at the Post Office this Christmas,
they've had to add three million 'This Window Closed' signs."
3. "Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines."
4. "Fine art and pizza delivery – being a talk-show host falls neatly in between."
5. "Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling
that someone else is driving."
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
when you need to slap someone
talk a lot of smack
hump day
video calls after 9pm
get out of my way
my psychiatrist
a red shirt at Target
opinions
when I was a kid
a plane w five passengers on board...
border patrol
my fridge said
cries after sex
without a mask
rooster went to kfc
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