Be not simply good.
Be good for something
Henry David Thoreau
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So is anybody fed up with Amazon? Like they want to
charge you 13.98 a month for membership,right? They
tell you "free shipping" Right, Ever try to order their
groceries? Their "Pantry" charges you a shipping fee if its
less than a 35 dollar order. So much for no shipping
charges. And that 2 day delivery thing? Yeah, that's 2
days from the day its shipped. They don't tell you that it
may take a month to start shipping. I find the appeal to
Amazon for me is not the shopping. I like it for streaming
the tv shows. There are a number Amazon original series
I like. Bosch, Jack Ryan. Man in the White Castle. And older
stuff too, like In the heat of the night. Pretty sad. I pay
all that money for cable. But with nothing to watch, I gotta
spend extra buying streaming stuff on Amazon and Netflix...
go figger. Anyways, I am ranting and raving now so its prolley
better to shutup so we can have some jokes...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
the next level
the siezure
in a wheelbarrow
what to tell him
Berenstain bears
hostess
do not touch
what this house needs
on facebook
have to wait
middle age chopper
farted
if he loves me
a pretty hoe
bubbles
A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv."
The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: "I'll take that tv."
Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
So she left again and came back with her hair dyed black and said: "I want that tv."
But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell to blondes."
Finally the blonde got fed up and said, "That's it! How'd you know I was a blonde?!" she asked.
The salesman answered: "Cause that's a microwave."
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JOKES
clever dog
a wedding
ten commandments of email
drinkin moonshine
Santa Claus and the devil
Mercedes Benz for sale
lost my wife
I'm the Boss
Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date
on Saturday night.
Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase
sexual arousal, particularly in women.
Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
Lynn Lavner
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other
eight are unimportant."
George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake
a whole relationship."
Sharon Stone
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for
black men.Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
Tiger Woods
"It's been so long since I've had sex; I've forgotten who ties up whom."
Joan Rivers
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural
experiences money can buy." Steve Martin
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
for Halloween
at my age
getting out of hand
good days and bad days
sexted
lemons
close enough
invisible message
pet or bite
your enemies and your friends
A woman passed her daughter's room n heard a strange buzzing
noise. Opening the door, she saw her daughter
with a vibrator.Shocked, she asked why??
The daughter replied: mom, I'm thirty-five years
old, unmarried,and this thing is as close as I'll ever
get to a husband. So Please,leave me alone.
Next day, the father heard the same buzz n upon
entering, he also saw the same scene. To his query,the daughter
again said: dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this
thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.
Please, leave me alone.
A couple days later, the wife came home from
shopping and heard that buzzing noise coming from, the living room.
On entering she saw her husband sitting on the couch,
downing a cold beer, and staring at the TV.
The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked: What the fuck are you doing?
The husband replied: I'm here watching
Some football with my son-in-law
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
THE FUNNIEST MAGIC ACT!!
You can't park here - YES I CAN!
Pumpkin Patch Killer Halloween Hidden Camera Practical Joke
Planet Earth: Amazing nature scenery
Father daughter arguing over nothing "I don't wanna hear it!"
Fighter Jets Low Pass Most Shocking Moments
Hawk Rescued From Drowning, His Reaction Was
Cop Pretending to Pull Over Motorcycle Rider Over is the Best
Fake Handicapped From KY Gets Busted On Camera.
Amazon Warehouse Robots : Mind Blowing Video
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