Plants gone potty!: [PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

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welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

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we do hope you enjoy today's issue!

Cordially

Martin aka the postman

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TOP TEN SIGNS OF JOB BURNOUT

10. You're so tired, you now answer the phone with "Go Away"
9. Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream,
"Stop asking me all these stupid questions!"
8. Your garbage can IS your "Inbox"!
7. You wake up to discover your house is on fire, but go back
to sleep because you just don't care.
6. You consider a 40 hour week a vacation.
5. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
4. You don't set your alarm anymore because you know your pager
will go off before your alarm does.
3. You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge.
2. Your DayTimer/Work Planner exploded a week ago.
And the NUMBER ONE sign that you are burned out because of work.....
1. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.
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ON THE POSTMAN CHANNEL

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So how did the wedding go?" I asked my workmate Akeem, on his return to the factory today.
"Not too good, actually." He replied, solemnly "My new bride died at the reception."
"What happened?" I asked. "Did she blow herself up over the gifts or something?"
How dare you say something like that about her, about me, and frankly, about Muslim culture?"
"We're not all barbarians who would do such an awful thing like that -
We're a tolerant and peaceful religion
and deserve some respect."
"Look, Akeem, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have been so prejudiced, forgive me," I groveled.
"So how did she pass away?"
"We stoned her to death for drinking alcohol."

When is your door not actually a door?
When it's actually ajar.

I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie.
Man, they really grilled me.

A communist joke isn't funny…
… unless everyone gets it.

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

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grab your umbrella
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