welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
I have learned over the years that when one's
mind is made up, it diminishes fear.
Rosa Parks
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
not selling sex
LSD
oops...
can't see
drink your beer
yes she is
banana cream pie
notice...
sex all day
sorry to spoil the fun
stupid hair
they were married
improvise
whats this
my breasts
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JOKES
my breasts are too small
lying in bed
how to have sex with a girl
gathered around their fathers death bed
John was excited about his new rifle
a pay phone
vacation
3 shops for rent
This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of
the Empire State Building
gets a job, skinning and cutting up the kills of local hunters
lawyer ethics
marriage problems
browsing in a crafts store
he died
Webster
wife doing her makeup
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
If You Don't LAUGH, you will BE Very LUCKY
Ray Stevens - "We The People"
RIVER FLOWS IN YOU (Yiruma ???) Harp Twins
Live PD: Sign of Meth | A&E
Random Acts of Kindness - Restoring Faith in Humanity #1
Mrs. Wiggins: The Vending Machine
Best prison fight scene ever!!!
Mike's Hippie Friends Come to Visit
Top 5 Most Expensive Homes in the World
Craziest Price is Right wheel spin EVER!!! $80,000 won!
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
you park like that?
meanwhile in Edmonton
like you so much
I love you
snow
duct tape
what inspires you
next week
the average person
he knows
pregnant
making fun of someone
so drunk
according to Harvard scientists
The highly religious young man entered his wedding
chamber and was shocked to find his new young bride
awaiting him, spread-eagle and naked on their bed.
"My dear!" he exclaimed, "I expected to find you beside
our bed and on your knees!"
"OK," she said, obediently changing positions, "but I
always get the hiccups when I screw in that position."
A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing,
The colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he
failed to get the usual amount of sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was
"work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.
A Captain said it was 50%-50%.
A Lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure,
depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the Lance Corporal
who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for his opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young Lance Corporal responded,
"Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.
The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would
have me doing it for them."
In a train compartment a young couple and an elderly,
somewhat ragged man were sitting.
The girl looks Like she's having some discomfort so
her boyfriend asks her, "What's wrong honey?"
She replies, "My head hurts."
Her boyfriend kisses her forehead, and asks her, "Is it better now?"
"Yes," she says.
Then he asks, "Does it hurt somewhere else?"
"Here," she replies, pointing to her lips.
So the boyfriend kisses her lips. "Is it better now?"
"Much better."
"Anywhere else?"
She replies by pointing to her neck.
So the boyfriend kisses her neck.
Annoyed at the pitiful public display, the elderly man
asks the young man, "Excuse me pal, do you do hemorrhoids?"
A couple was having an argument.
He said... 'If you only could learn to make me a proper meal,
then we could manage without the cook. And if you cleaned
the house, we could fire the maid as well.'
She said...'Darling, if you only could learn to satisfy me
properly we could do without the gardener too'
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