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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
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We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
women and a new bike
guess who
last words
your case
how many did you catch
getting a new car
use two or three
confuse a vegan
high as hell
life is too short
dad what's a superbowl
seagulls
don't tap on the glass
Beethoven
As a kid
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JOKES
a perfect turkey
moose hunting in Canada
what'll you have
Morris needs a lawyer
Laws That Murphy Omitted
Flying to San Francisco from San Diego
a hole in one
We Must Stop This immediately
How to Please Your IT Department
All you have to remember with this horse
It was slightly after Thanksgiving.
During a sermon one Sunday
little Rodney
lawyers
your daily routine
A young woman, in the course of her college life, came to terms
with her homosexuality and decided to come out of the closet.
Her plan was to tell her mother first; so on her next home visit,
she went to the kitchen, where her mother was busying herself
stirring stew with a wooden spoon. Rather nervously, she
explained to her that she had realized she was gay.
Without looking up from her stew, her mother said, "You mean
lesbian?"
"Well... yes."
Still without looking up: "Does that mean you lick women's
pussies?"
Caught off guard, the young woman eventually managed to
stammer an embarrassed affirmative; whereupon her mother
turned to her and, brandishing the wooden spoon threateningly
under her nose, snapped: "Don't you *EVER* complain about
my cooking again!"
The choir director selected the 6-year-old little boy with the sweetest
face for the opening scene of the play. "Now, all you have to do is,
when I direct the choir to sing '...and the angel lit the candle', you
come on stage and light all the candles."
"I can do it - I can do it!" the little boy said, excited to be the one
picked.
Rehearsals came and went, and finally the big night arrived. The choir
was in grand voice, the stage was beautifully decorated with dozens of
unlit candles all around, awaiting the moment when the cute littlest
angel made his interest.
The director gave the downbeat, the orchestra began to play, and the
choir swept into the introductory lines, ending with an expectant
"...and the angel lit the candle," and everyone looked stage right for
the entrance. No little boy. The director gave the downbeat again, and
gestured for a louder line, which the choir gave him - "...and the angel
lit the candle," and again, all eyes looked stage right. No little boy.
The director, beginning to sweat, motioned with great, sweeping
gestures, and the choir thundered into the line - the curtains belled
slightly from the sound - "...AND THE ANGEL LIT THE CANDLE!"
And into the silence which followed came a clear, boy-soprano voice
floating piercingly from stage right "...and the cat peed on the
matches!"
Do you know how you can tell how long a missionary has been in "the
field"?
The 1st year, she finds a fly in her water glass, and pours the whole
thing out.
The 2nd year, she finds a fly in her water glass, picks it out, shrugs,
and drinks the water.
The 3rd year, she finds a fly in her water glass, smiles, and says, "Oh
good! Soup!"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
America's Funniest Home Videos
The best of one line comedians
WHEN YOU'RE STUPID
Top 10 People Caught Ruining Priceless Art On Camera
The Man Show Bathroom Interviews
Funny Jokes - Do You Have A Vagina?
Pip | A Short Animated Film
Sea lion has fun body surfing during sunset
Born In East L.A. (Cheech And Chong)
5 Stupid Questions Women ask Men - Connie Podesta, CSP, CPAE
Ohio State University Marching Band Ramp Entry
Robin Williams as the American Flag
Cute and Funny Dog Videos Compilation
Customers are Jerks Compilation
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
fun facts
I feel sorry for
my pharmacy
perks of being an adult
chocolate
hello darkness
I am the boss
facebook friends
guy sits at the bar
a peach and banana
somedays
cabbie picks up a nun
I want that cup
in Venezuela
my job
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