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THE FUNNY PAPERS
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good news
I'm sorry
I prefer canned
your call is important to us
my slippers
accounts receivable
tomorrow morning
that line is busy
after hunting season closes
her name is Sue
telling the truth
the rainbow
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JOKES
the new years eve party
a higher power
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner
say it with flowers
A quality engineer married an average girl
A man lost both ears in an accident
good night
Forgetting he is not on the Autobahn anymore
Morris goes on vacation to the Holy Land
Once upon a time, long, long ago
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench
The 6th-grade science teacher
a 40-year age difference between a man and a woman
Did you see my client commit this burglary
Yesterday on CBC radio on the Toronto morning show
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
A Bakery Owner Hires A Young Female Shop Assistant
Funny Homemade Inventions
110 Fwy Overpass Accident
Cute But Vicious Hedgehog Attacks A Deadly Viper
the elephant set free
Carol Burnett Show
Is Hypnosis Fake?" Hypnotist stuns
How to Fall Asleep in 2 Minutes According to the US Navy
What's the Longest Drivable Distance on Earth?
ALL-TIME GREATEST MOMENTS in Family Feud history!!!
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
ever notice
nurse
how important it is
glass coffins
how do you fix it
retired from hooters?
camping
a camel
I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
It'll run on hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't
get the radio to work. The service technician explained that
the radio was voice-activated.
'Nelson', the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind'
replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Well, yesterday, a woman ran a red light and nearly smashed into my
new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her.
I yelled at her, 'Crazy Bitch!'
The radio replied, "HILLARY, PELOSI FEINSTEIN or Warren?"
I love this truck..
Little Johnny goes to school. His first class is English, and
the teacher wants the kids to say what they ate
for breakfast and spell it.
The first girl says "toast" -- t o a s t.
The second boy says "eggs" -- e g g s.
Little Johnny says "fuckin nothing" -- f u c k i n g n o t h i n g.
The teacher stands him in the corner till lunch.
After lunch Little Johnny is allowed to take his seat.
The first class after lunch is geography.
The teacher wants to know where the Polish border lies.
Little Johnny shoots up his hand and says, "He's at home on top of my mom.
That's why I got fucking nothing for breakfast!"
A man left the lower forty-eight for Alaska to get away from it all.
At the last outpost before losing himself in the wilderness for a year,
he decides that an entire season alone
should be started by a farewell party.
He goes into the only saloon in town and proceeds to drink and
laugh it up with anyone that stopped in.
Late in the evening and feeling frisky, he asks the bartender, "
Are there are any ladies of the night to be had?"
The bartender shakes his head and says that he's sorry, but there are no women available."
Are you sure?", the guy asks, "Because I sure am horny and
I'm headed for the wilds for a year".
"No", says the bartender, "But there is Charlie the Chinaman".
The man is aghast and declares that "he doesn't go that route".
The next day he leaves for the woods and is gone for nearly a year.
Finally, showing up at the saloon where he started from, he downs many drinks
and asks the bartender if he has imported any women yet.
"No", the barkeep says, "But Charlie the Chinaman is still available".
Incensed, the guy says," I told you I don't go that route",
and stomps out to his hideaway in the wilds for another year.
By this time he is horny enough that the bears are starting to
look good, so off to town he goes and up to the bar
where he says, "I don't suppose you have any women yet, do you?".
"Nope", is the reply, "Just old reliable Charlie the Chinaman".
With a furtive look over his shoulder he says to the bartender,
"Well look, I'll give it a try if you promise not to tell anyone,
because I really don't go that route, you know".
"Oh, no problem", came back, "The only ones to know will be the seven of us".
"Seven of us?", shouts the man.
"Yeah", says the bartender, "You, me, Charlie and the four guys
holding Charlie. Charlie don't go that route either
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