Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
(George Burns)
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
combined it
30 minutes later
fear in the streets of London
I pulled you over
poop off
pink eye
her tears
Bonnie and Clyde
prison camp
Hillary
punched a guy
jam packed
naughty fun
I pulled you over
I'll be back
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JOKES
just falling off to sleep
during a dinner party
working man blues
A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service
3 in the house instead of 2
don't step on a duck
a strict boss
A businessman who needed millions of dollars
did you hear about the...
the 6 o'clock news
on Valentines day
a mortician
it was painfully obvious
2 guys have a knife fight
a guy on a date
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Blind Raccoon and his bodyguards
Jokes That Make You Laugh
The Wisdom of W.C. Fields - Famous Quotes
Monty Python - Execution in Russia
Steven Seagal visits the convenience store
yucko the clown compilation.
This Is Your Life Stan Laurel & Oliver Hardy
King Tut - SNL
What they don't want you to know | George Carlin
WINS OF THE MONTH - TOTAL WIN COMPILATION
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
a banker
slow down
warning
six inches
facebook
cleverness
sexually active
catnip
fall asleep
keep laughing
stripping
9 months
hate when
McDonalds
couldn't change color
An old man and a young woman are stuck in an elevator and the
building is on fire. The young woman asks: "Sir I am interested what would
you do if you thought you only had twenty minutes to live?" "Well, I
think I would screw anything that moved. Why what would you do?" "Well,
under the circumstances, I think I would remain perfectly still."
Dad, was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be
home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in
another man's arms. Why, Dad? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a
few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax"
That outfit you are wearing is very becoming on you. But if you wore
me I'd be cumming on you too.
Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance
company. Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, "We had that barn
insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money." The agent replied,
"Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. An
independent adjuster will assess the value of what was insured, and then
we'll provide you with another barn, just like the original one." There
was a long pause, and then Susan replied, "If that's how it works, I
want to cancel the life insurance policy on my husband.
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