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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

I bet living in a nudist colony
takes all the fun out of Halloween

GOOD AFTERNOON POSTMAN FANS!

Happy Halloween to everyone!

 

We do hope you enjoy our Halloween special issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

wicked witch
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a trick
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pumpkins
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aren't you sweet
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how I feel
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you look great
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flying lesson
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afraid of ghosts
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boo
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the halloween party
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Dr Seuss - Halloween is Grinch Night
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Monster Mash - Muppets Google Doodle sing
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Scooby Doo Halloween
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Original GhostBusters Theme Song
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Why pumpkins are better than men

1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you
with a smile.
3. One usually makes a better pie.
4. They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you!
5. If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up another
face.
6. If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw him out.
7. From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to
begin with.
8. A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to
be.                    
10 Least Popular Halloween Candies
___________

One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most
adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and
the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was
just delightful. The woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"
The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!"
The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband
to come to the door. The woman say to the child,
"Go ahead honey say it just one more time."
Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!"
The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just
the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl,
shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl's Treat Bag.
The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says,
"Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my fucking cookies!"
__________

On the first day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the second day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
2 TRICK-OR-TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the third day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
3 BLACK CATS; 2 TRICK- OR-TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the fourth day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
4 SKELETONS; 3 BLACK CATS; 2 TRICK-OR-TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the fifth day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
5 SCAREY SPOOKS! 4 SKELETONS; 3 BLACK CATS;
2 TRICK-OR-TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the sixth day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
6 GOBLINS GOBBLING; 5 SCAREY SPOOKS! 4 SKELETONS;
3 BLACK CATS; 2 TRICK-OR-TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the seventh day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
7 PUMPKINS GLOWING; 6 GOBLINS GOBBLING; 5 SCAREY SPOOKS!
4 SKELETONS; 3 BLACK CATS; 2 TRICK-OR- TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the eighth day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
8 MONSTERS SHRIEKING; 7 PUMPKINS GLOWING; 6 GOBLINS GOBBLING;
5 SCAREY SPOOKS! 4 SKELETONS; 3 BLACK CATS; 2 TRICK-OR-TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the ninth day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
9 GHOSTS A--BOOING; 8 MONSTERS SHRIEKING; 7 PUMPKINS GLOWING;
6 GOBLINS GOBBLING; 5 SCAREY SPOOKS! 4 SKELETONS; 3 BLACK CATS;
2 TRICK-OR-TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the tenth day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
10 GHOULS A-GROANING; 9 GHOSTS A--BOOING; 8 MONSTERS SHRIEKING;
7 PUMPKINS GLOWING; 6 GOBLINS GOBBLING; 5 SCAREY SPOOKS!
4 SKELETONS; 3 BLACK CATS; 2 TRICK-OR-TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the eleventh day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
11 MASKS A-LEERING; 10 GHOULS A-GROANING; 9 GHOSTS A--BOOING;
8 MONSTERS SHRIEKING; 7 PUMPKINS GLOWING; 6 GOBLINS GOBBLING;
5 SCAREY SPOOKS! 4 SKELETONS; 3 BLACK CATS; 2 TRICK-OR-TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!
On the twelfth day of Halloween, my true love gave to me
12 BATS A-FLYING. 11 MASKS A-LEERING; 10 GHOULS A-GROANING;
9 GHOSTS A--BOOING; 8 MONSTERS SHRIEKING; 7 PUMPKINS GLOWING;
6 GOBLINS GOBBLING; 5 SCAREY SPOOKS! 4 SKELETONS; 3 BLACK CATS;
2 TRICK-OR-TREATERS; AND AN OWL IN A DEAD TREE!

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a happy halloween!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
Our thots and prayers are with
the folks on the eastern seaboard today
who are dealing with the adversities of
hurricane Sandy

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

history repeats itself
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shoot me
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shoplifter
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nothing to show for it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x214.html

call in sick
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special delivery
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eatting it
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the widows
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will you miss me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x219.html

who cares
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x220.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Can she be THAT stupid?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2453.html

Celtic Woman - Shenandoah
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2454.html

Stranded Sexy Topless Bikini Girl Shark Attack Prank
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Of Mice And Women - Scary Mouse Prank
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On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a
life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long
time to be barking. How about only ten years and
I'll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.
For this, I'll give you a twenty -year life span.'
The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's
a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said:
'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and
suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support
the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'
The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live
for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'
And God agreed again...
On the fourth day, God created man and said:
'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life .
For this, I'll give you twenty years.'
But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back,
and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'
'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it..'
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and
enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to
support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to
entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit
on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
______________

Little Johnny was watching T.V. and he heard people talking
about politics.  So he asked his dad "what are politics?"
The dad says, "Johnny, let me tell you what politics are in my
own words.  Since I am the breadwinner of the family I am the capital.
Since mommy deals with all the bills and taxes she is the government. 
Nanny is the working class since she takes care of you, you are
the people and Danny (little brother) is the future." 
Then Johnny goes off and that night he hears Danny crying.
So he goes in the room and notices that he pooped in his pants. 
Then he goes to his mom's room and she is ignoring him and
telling him to go back to bed.  So then he goes to the nanny's
room and finds his dad screwing her, so he leaves them alone
and just forgets about Danny's poop in his pants.
The next morning Johnny tells his dad what politics are in his
own words.  "Daddy, Daddy, I understand completely what politics
are now.  When the government is ignoring the people,
the Capitol is screwing the working class and the future
is in deep shit.
_________________

A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently
three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building.
He suddenly notices that one is still breathing so he approaches
her and asks, "Why did you three beautiful girls leap out of that building?"
The blond answers in a very weak voice, "We wanted to try
out our new maxi-pads, with wings..."
___________

John and Jill were about to go into his apartment and before
he could open his door,Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can
tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."
John says, "Well, give me some examples."
Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy
shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that
means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me.
"The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to
find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either."
Then Jill said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?"
John proceeds to say, "Well, first before I do anything else, I lick the lock."

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FUN PAGES

Strange Way To Die
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Eating The Evidence
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Perfect Man Meeting
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Decision is a risk rooted in the courage of being free.
Paul Tillich
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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COMICS

Sleeping  beauty
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ya right
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the sheep
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nice start
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new doctor
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one device
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test
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for heaven sakes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x208.html

happy
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doing a wave
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Bill Cosby: 49
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2450.html

Are you trailer trash?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2449.html

toilets and facebook
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let me in
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The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to
everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly
a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he
said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize
any animal's skin from its feel, and if he could locate the
bullet hole he would even tell them
what caliber the bullet was that killed the animal. The
hunter said that he was willing to prove it if they would
put up the drinks, and so the bet was on.
They blindfolded him carefully and took him to his first
animal skin. After feeling it for a few moments, he announced
"Bear." Then he felt the bullet hole and declared,
"Shot with a .308 rifle." He was right.
They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their
car trunk. He took a bit longer this time and then said,
"Elk, shot with a 7mm Mag rifle." He was right again.
Through the night, he proved his skills several more times,
every time against a round of drinks. Finally he staggered
home drunk and went to sleep. The next morning he got up and
saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner.
He said to his wife, "I know I was drunk last night, but I
think I'd remember a brawl. Where did I get this black eye?"
His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You got into
bed and put your hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around
a bit and loudly announced, 'Skunk, killed with an axe.'"
______________

Herb kissed his wife, crawled into bed and fell asleep.
All of a sudden, he woke up to find an elderly man dressed
in a white robe standing at the foot of his bed.
"What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?... and who are you?" he asked.
"This is not your bedroom," the man replied, "I am St. Peter, and you are in heaven."
"WHAT! Are you saying I'm dead? I don't want to die! I'm too young," said Herb.
"I want you to send me back immediately."
"It's not that easy", said St.Peter. "You can only return as a dog or a hen.
The choice is yours."
Herb thought about it for a while, and figured that being a
dog is too tiring, but a hen probably has a nice and relaxed life.
"I want to return as a hen."
And in the next second, he found himself in a chicken run, really nicely feathered.
But now he felt like his rear end was gonna blow. Then along came another hen.
"Hey, you must be the new hen St. Peter told me about," she said.
"How do you like being a hen?"
"Well, OK I guess, but it feels like my ass is about to explode."
"Oh that!" said the other hen. "That's only the ovulation going on. You need to lay an egg."
"How do I do that?"  Herb asked.
"Cluck twice, and then push all you can."
Herb clucked twice and pushed more than he was good for, and then 'plop' an egg was on the ground.
"Wow" Herb said, "That felt really good!"
So Herb clucked again and squeezed.
And you better believe that there was another egg on the ground.
The third time he clucked, Herb heard his wife shout:
"Herb, for Christ's sake! Wake up! You're shittin' all over the bed!"
_________________

How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk?
The cow fell on him.
______________

You Might Be A High Tech Redneck If...
 
- Your e-mail address ends in "@over.yonder.com."
 
- You connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page."
 
- Your laptop has a sticker that says, "Protected by Smith and Wesson."
 
- You wire your network with jumper cables.
 
- Your wife said either she or the computer had to go, and you still don't miss her.
__________

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

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Don't steal, banks hate the competition
_____________

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS

Hope everyone has a great day!

Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

nothing to worry about
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gps sale
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a nice gift
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sleep with her
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I hate to tell you
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snow
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the high dive
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web md
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what is that
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the sign on the door
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What men do after sex?
2% eat;
3% smoke cigarettes;
4% take a shower;
5% go to sleep and
86% get up and go back home to their wives.
____________

Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the local
Minister comes walking around the corner.
The minister says, "My, Farmer
Petrovich, you're certainly giving that sheep a beating.
You wouldn't do
That to your wife, would you?"
The farmer says, "I would if she farted
And jumped sideways every time I tried to mount her!"
 ______________

The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband.
"I've been insulted," she sobbed. "Your mother insulted me."
"My mother!" he exclaimed. "But she is a hundred miles away."
"I know, but a letter marked "Private, for George only"
came for you this morning and I opened it."
He looked stern, "I see, but where does the insult come in?"
"In the postscript," she answered.
"It said: 'Dear Alice, don't forget to give this letter to George.'"
__________________

Larry staggered home late one night and caught his wife
in bed with another man! As the man quickly dressed, she screamed,
"Larry! Where have you been until two a.m.!?"
Larry looked at the man and then his wife, and demanded,
"Who's this guy? And why is he in bed with you?"
Larry's wife responded, "Now don't go changing the
subject! Where have you been until two a.m
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FUN PAGES

Redneck Swimming Pool
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Gardening Gone Wrong
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The Love Test
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Did You Know?
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Bunghole Liquors
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Ronald Reads Playboy
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
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Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings,
they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging
little things, not at all like the staring defects
in other people's characters.
Margaret Halsey

_________________

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The election for the US president approaches.
PHEW. Let's get it over with, eh?
Because of the electrifying issues of this
term, the election could be one of the
closest we have ever had. The polls
could be full to overflowing. A very long
line of people wanting to vote, So, I have a
suggestion. Why don't all republicans
vote on november 6th, and all the democrats
can go to the polls on november 7th.
Seems like a good plan for me.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE COMICS

curling irons
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don't tell me
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fair enough
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how cute
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golfing
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anger management
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travel
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I'll let you know
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experimental drug
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x189.html

tonight
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x190.html
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LETS GO RO THE MOVIES

Hippo gets explosive diarrhea.
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2445.html

Top 20 Best Romantic Love Songs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2446.html

only want sex
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2447.html

start you bastard
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a2448.html

 One day, two deputies in the Sheriff's Office answered
an emergency call at a farmhouse. When they walked in,
they found the nude bodies of a man and a woman in the
bedroom. They had been shot to death.When they went to
the living room, they found the body of a man with a gun at his side.
"No doubt about it," one deputy said to the other. "This
was a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and found
his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself."
"You're right," the other deputy replied. "But I'll bet you
when the sheriff gets here he's going to say 'It could have been worse.'"
"No way. How could it be worse? There are three people in
the house, and all of them have been shot to death. It couldn't be worse. You're on."
About that time, the old sheriff arrived at the scene. He
walked into the bedroom and saw the two nude bodies. He
then walked into the living room and saw the man on the floor with the gun by his side.
"No doubt about it," the sheriff said, shaking his head.
"It was a double murder and suicide. This guy came home and
found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both. Then he shot himself."
After hesitating for a moment, the old sheriff looked his
deputies squarely in the eyes. "But, you know," he said, "it could have been worse."
The deputy who had lost the bet jumped up and shouted,
"Sheriff, how could it have been any f....... worse? There
are three people in this farmhouse and all three of them are
dead. It couldn't have been worse!"
"Yes it could," the sheriff retorted. "You see that guy
there on the floor? If he had come early home yesterday,
that would be me in that bed!"
___________________

This real good looking girl looked at my beer belly
last night and sarcastically said,  "Is that Corona or Bud?"
I said,  "You tell me, the taps underneath, go ahead and taste it."
________________
 
I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.
She said,  "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and
got your hair cut, you'd look all right."
I said,  "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there."
_______________

On Jay Leno tonight. Jay asked about Romnesia, Said Obama:
"If you come down with a case of Romnesia... here's the
good news: Obamacare covers pre-existing conditions. We can fix you up ..."
_________________

Every day Little Johnny went to the park and sat on the
park bench to watch the squirrels climb the tree. One day
while Little Johnny was sitting on the park bench, Susie
walked by and unzipped Little Johnny's fly. He went home
and told his mother about it and she said, "Tell the little
girl not to do that again because you have a mouse in your pants."
The following day Little Johnny was sitting there and Susie did
the same thing again. As his mother told him, Little Johnny
exclaimed "Don't do that because I have a mouse in my pants."
At that remark, Susie reached in his fly and pulled out his dick
and fondled it till it became hard, then she lifted her skirt and
straddled him and said, "Go get 'em Pussy."
Johnny didn't tell his mother about Susie anymore.
______________

An elderly blonde plunked two buckets of quarters down in front
a teller at the bank.  The teller, unsure how to handle so much
loose change, called the manager.  The manager started to berate
the woman for hoarding so many quarters.
She gave him a long hard look and said, "I didn't hoard all
of these.  My sister whored half, and I whored the other half."
 
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The Postman's Corner

Life does not have to be perfect to be wonderful

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

Well, I've always heard about all these so called onilne scams.
But I never thought I would be the victim of one.
This one is a Ebay scam. I answered an add for one of them penis
enlargement thingies? so, I sent them fifty bux, right? They
sent me a "kit" I opened the box when it arrived. It contained
a magifying glass. oh, and there were instructions...
They said "Do not use in direct sunlight"
I just thought I should warn all you guys about it.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

THE COMICS

mama
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on the bus
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I wish
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you always said
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magic of the internet
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the calendar says
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come bail me out
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a real bad ass
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let me know
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afterwards
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Ohio State Marching Band is "Out of this World"
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Crack Police
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Happy TrickOween!!! ***Deputy Dawg***
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Casper the Friendly Ghost : Deep Boo Sea
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Walt Disney - Fantasia - Mickey The Sorcerer's Apprentice
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Fred and Jim are having a quiet beer one night when
Fred announces that he's going to divorce his wife.
"Good grief" says Jim, "You and Sue are the happiest couple
I know - why on earth would you want to divorce such a
lovely woman after all these years of obvious bliss?"
"Well" replies Fred, "Truth be known I'm just bored with pokin'
the same hole night after night after night. I guess I'm hankerin' for a bit of variety."
Jim: "Well if you want variety, why don't you just,
you know, turn her over every now and again?"
Fred: "What - and have a house full of kids???"
________________

During my recent physical examination, the doctor asked me about my physical
activity level.  I described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon,
I took a five hour walk about 7 Km. through some pretty rough terrain.  I waded
along the edge of a lake.  I pushed my way through brambles.  I got sand in my
shoes, eyes and hair.  I avoided standing on a snake.  I climbed several rocky hills.
And I took a few leaks behind some big trees.  The mental stress of it all left
me shattered.  At the end of it all I drank eight beers."
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
"Actually, I'm not," I replied.  "I'm just a lousy golfer."
__________________

Two miners struck pay dirt with their latest claim but
began arguing over who should get what part of the treasure.
Finally, the first miner asked, "Do you want the silver or the gold?"
The second miner shrugged his shoulders and answered, "I don't care, either ore."
___________________

I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's
interested in, she said: Cheque books.

Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one
full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.

  
A Blonde enters kitchen, opens sugar container,
looks inside and closes it.She does this again and again.
Why?
Because her Doctor told her to check sugar level regularly!
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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see.

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Just in case you had not noticed, I added
a new feature to the program of the Corner.
That's kindof unique, because I ain't exactly
got a lot of new ideas these days. If I find a way to
do something, I just keep doing it. Keeping
up the status quo is usually pretty good. Anywho,
on the website pages, left hand side up towards
the top, just a little ways down. U might notice
it says....drumroll...."See more great cartoons here."
In big red letters. So, If you want to see more toons,
these will be changed daily, and you can check out
a few more laffs! or, if you got enough laffs, you can
just skip it:)
But check it out, I think u will like them!!!!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

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bayonettes and horses
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stop the debate
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bitch craft
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a growing demand
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as we get older
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good girls
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tastes like chicken
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leet me do it
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lottery winners
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Johnny Paycheck & Merle Haggard
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America's Got Talent breast lady
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Best Beer Ad Ever
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Mustang "Dreamer" commercial
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"If women have excessive belly fat, saggy boobs,
and a muffin-top, it can be fatal.
Especially if you mention it to her."
______________

Osama Bin Laden was living with 3 wives in one
compound and never left the house for 5 years.
It is now believed he called the Navy Seals himself.
____________

A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing
and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group from
the White House that included Obama. Obama quickly stepped
forward and helped her to her feet.
She thanked him and started to leave, when he said,
"I'm President Obama and I hope you'll vote for me this November."
She laughed and quickly said, "I fell on my ass, not my head!"
________________

The voluptuous redhead was walking down a dimly lit
street when a man jumped out of the bushes.
"Give me your money," he demanded.
"I d-don't have any," she managed to reply.
"Give me your money or I'll search you!" he threatened.
She repeated that she didn't have any, and then gasped
as he made a tentative search.
"You'd better give me your money now," he said menacingly,
"or I'm going to really search you!"
"But I don't have any!" she protested, almost in tears.
So he really searched her.
"I guess you were on the level," he finally muttered angrily.
"You don't have any money on you."
"For heaven's sake," she wailed, "don't stop now. I'll write you a check."
_____________

Seven retired Italian Floridian fellows were playing poker in the
condo clubhouse when Guido loses $500 on a singlehand,
clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade,the other
five continue playing, but standing up.
At the end of the game, Giovanni looks around and asks,
"So, who's gonna' tell his wife?" They cut the cards. Pasquale
picks the low card and has to carry the news. They tell him to
be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
"Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet.
Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me!"
So, Pasquale goes over to the Guido's condo and knocks on the door.
The wife answers through the door and asks what he wants? Pasquale declares:
"Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to come home."
"Tell him to drop dead!" yells the wife.
"I'll go tell him." says Pasquale.
________________

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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Most men's awareness doesn't extend past their dinner plates.
Scott Westerfeld

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

__________________

THE COMICS

1 second accupuncture
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bigfoot
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sorry daddies
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death row
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ten
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shout
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hot chick
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google
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3 stages in life
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Edna was pleased
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Huggies!
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SNL Amazon Mother's Day Commercial
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Very Brave Park Ranger!
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discrimi nav
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Two guys were chatting at a cocktail party. "Your wife certainly brightens
the room," one said to the other.  "Her mere presence is electrifying."
"It ought to be," the other man replied.  "Everything she's wearing is charged."
_________________

Did you hear about the Polish abortion clinic?
There's a year-long waiting list
______________

"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the
man's broken leg."Well, doc, 25 years ago ..."
"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that
night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my
room.  She asked me if there was anything I wanted.
I said, "No, everything is fine."
"Are you sure?" she asked.
"I'm sure," I said.
"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your leg?"
"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she
meant, I fell off the roof!"
_________________

A student became lost during a  solo cross-country flight. While attempting
to locate the aircraft on radar,  ATC asked, "What was your last known
position?"
Student: "When I was number one for takeoff."
_____________

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
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