THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Forgiveness is a
gift you give yourself.
Suzanne Somers
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Last week, we were having a heat wave.
Well, 80s is a heat wave for Michigan.
Ironically, the war department had taken
the screen window to the sons bedroom window to
the hardware store to be fixed, which took about
a week, not making son very happy since he could
not open window during hot weather with no screen on
it. After a week or so we just got the screen back and
the hot weather moved out, replaced with cooler, and
last night, it even dipped down to the 40s. That is
how life goes some times eh?
I am disappointed in that I have seen no episodes of
Bear Gryllis, the survivalist on tv this summer. There
are a few imitators such as "dual survivalists".
Then there was that one where the guy took his hot trophy
looking blond wife into the bush for a couple of episodes.
(yeah, right) but nothing seemed to top the great
British hero, Bear. Even Les Shroud has not been seen
since his last episode where he built his home for
the family way up north "off the grid." Oh well,
perhaps Bear has gotten lost in the jungles of Peru
or something. Perhaps even more menacing, maybe Bear
bit off the heads of too many snakes and frogs?
I personally figger that PETA must have gone after
him and done him in for it.
Go figger.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
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through the ages
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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When You're Holding a Hammer (Everything Looks Like a Nail)
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Eating cigarettes - Tom Mullica
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Police fart
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My wife stood before me with some items in front of her.
Without a word, she emptied a large jar of mayonnaise
and proceeded to fill the empty jar with rocks right
to the top, rocks about 2" diameter, then asked me if
the jar was full. I agreed that it was.
She then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them
in to the jar. She shook the jar lightly. The pebbles,
of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks.
My wife then asked me if the jar was now full. I agreed
that, yes, it was. She then poured a bag of sand into
the jar with the result that the sand filled up the
remaining spaces between the rocks and pebbles.
"Now," said my wife, "I want you to recognize that
this is your life. The rocks are the important things -
your family, your wife who loves you, your health, your
children - anything that is so important to you that
if it were lost, you would be nearly destroyed. The
pebbles are the other things in life that matter, but
on a smaller scale. The pebbles represent things like
your job, your house and your car. The sand is everything
else. The small stuff. Your X-box, football, the pub,
porn. If you put the sand or the pebbles first, there is
no room for the rocks. The same goes for your life.
If you spend all your energy and time on the small stuff,
material things, you will never have room for the things
that are truly most important." I was dumbfounded.
Where was she going to get more mayonnaise from for my sandwich?
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After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press
conference and announced that they had a very successful
conference and had agreed on about 60% of what they discussed.
When asked what they discussed, Clinton replied: "The Ten
commandments."
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A West Virginia state trooper, stopped a woman for going 15 miles
over the speed limit. After he handed her a ticket, she asked him,
"Don't you give out warnings?"
"Yes, ma'am," he replied. "They're all up and down the road. They
say, 'Speed Limit 55.'"
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The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a
gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished
to start a family. "We've been trying for months now, Doctor,
and I don't seem to be able to get pregnant," she confessed miserably.
"I'm sure we'll solve your problem," the doctor reassured her.
"If you'll just take off your underpants and get up on the
examining table..." "Well, all right, Doctor," agreed the
young woman, blushing, "but I'd rather have my husband's baby."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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