THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
The appetite of the lazy craves and gets nothing,
while the appetite of the diligent is richly supplied
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
A few suggestions for life:
Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully
Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want
When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye
Don't judge people by their relatives
Remember the three R's: Respect for self;
Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer
Read more books and watch less TV
Pray -- there's immeasurable power in it
Once a year, go someplace you've never been before
Judge your success by what you had
to give up in order to get it.
Remember that your character is your destiny.
Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
a candle?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m036.html
hung
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m037.html
the thinker
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m038.html
cleavage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m039.html
nothing muc
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the break up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1108.html
that was close!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1109.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
favorite jeans
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd713.html
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
Q: Why is it so hard for women to take a piss in the morning?
A: Did you ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
Q: What do you get when you mix PMS with GPS?
A: A crazy bitch who will find you!
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One very cold night, a young man dropped into
the local brothel and the madam said, "You'll have to wait."
"But there's lots of girls that aren't busy right now."
"Yes, but several of the rooms are closed for repairs."
"Listen, I'm pretty desperate. I don't need a room."
So she takes his money and he goes upstairs with one
of the staff and, after looking for a place to
consummate the transaction, they decide to do it on
the roof. But it's a very cold night, and they freeze
to death and fall to the sidewalk. A passing drunk looks
them over, staggers to the door, and knocks.
"Go away!" says the madam. "We don't allow drunks in here!"
"I don't want in," says the drunk.
"I just wanted to tell you that your sign fell down."
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I was making love to this girl and she started crying
I said, 'Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?'
She said, 'No, I hate myself now.'
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A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed
wetting problem.The doctor asked her the usual questions
and then asked her to go behind the screen and remove her
clothes. She was a bit shocked but went ahead anyway.
When she was undressed he asked her to stand on her
hands in front of and facing a full length mirror. The
young woman was even more shocked, but if it would help
solve her problem, she thought she had better do what the
doctor said.As soon as she was in position the doctor
asked her to open her legs and when she did he put his
head between them and rested his chin right on her private
parts. After a few moments and some very positive 'yes, yes'
type noises the doctor instructed her to get dressed again.
Afterwards, the doctor sat her down and informed her that
the main cause of her problem was just that she was drinking
far too much liquid before going to bed.
"So what did the exercise in front of the mirror tell you?"
"Well," said the doctor, "my wife is right, a beard would suit me."
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BUFFALO BILL
I love my car
http://www.buffaloschips.com/83108.htm
I feel good
http://www.buffaloschips.com/83109.htm
If I was a terrorist
http://www.buffaloschips.com/83110.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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