THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
He who seeks vengeance must dig two graves:
one for his enemy and one for himself
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, u know that Fathers day is coming up, right?
Surely u are not gonna give him a stupid tie again,
Right? He hasn't taken the one out of the package that
you gave him last year on Fathers day. Now, you want
a little advice from a dad? This is what I want , I
think its pretty cool...
A must have in every home in America !
For everyone who would rather not have a gun
in the house! In view of the recent Supreme Court
ruling, sales of this new product may skyrocket.
Washington thinks they are going to take away our
guns, so check this out. I like it!
NAIL GUNS! AND, you don't even have to REGISTER
them or have LICENSES for them!
AND, you don't have to worry about them being CONCEALED!
Just a LOT of good stuff to do with THIS!
Once in awhile something so totally cool comes
out that even a guy who doesn't normally
even know what he'd like for Father's Day
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT I WOULD CONSIDER BUYING !!!!!!!!!!!!!
New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT
It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards.
This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your
lawn chair and build a fence.
Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in
place while you sit back,
and relax and when she has the board in the right
place, just fire away.
With the hundred round magazine, you can build the
fence with a minimum of reloading. After a day of
fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun,
the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else,
probably, ever again.
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we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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HE WOULD TELL YOU THE ECONOMY ISN'T GETTING BETTER!
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
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John related to his doctor, "It has been one
month since my last visit and I still feel miserable."
His doctor questioned, "Did you follow the
instructions on the medicine I gave you?"
"I sure did!" answered John. "The bottle said
'Keep Tightly Closed'."
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An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been
any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied.
"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about
your work and wondered if it would appreciate in
value after your death. When I told him it would,
he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed.
"What's the bad news?"
"The guy was your doctor."
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He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake,
He said my biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and
smacked him one
Like his mother used to do.
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A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady
recognizes him as real Rugby player. They start
to talk and eventually go back to his place.
They start to kiss, and the man takes off his
shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
"What's that for?" the lady questions.
"Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people
will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me."
Then the man takes off his trousers, and on
his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.
'What's that ?' the lady questions again.
"Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when
this tattoo is seen on TV."
Then the man drops his underwear and on his
penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS.
The lady screams: "Don't tell me you have AIDS!"
The man replies: "No, no...!!! Calm down...!!!
It will say ADIDAS in a minute."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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