THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
As a man thinks in his heart, so is he.
Solomon
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The war department has returned to work after
a few days off. leaving me to my own devices during the day.
Certainly, I do not mind having her around,
don't get me wrong. But its also kindof nice
to have the house to yourself once in a while, so you can just
sit back, hang out in the undies...err, well
ok, that probably comes under the heading of
TMI, right? OK, we won't go there. Anyways, she
works for Friday, but she will have the week
end off and so my shortlived isolation will
be vanquished once again. Wonder if I could
convince her that spending more time away
from home would mean less work for her, u know?
more sitting around in undies, therefore less
pants getting dirty, and therefore that means
less laundry! Wow, its even better for the
environment!! Less laundry, less stressful
for good ole mother nature's water supply.
And then too, think of all the money we save
on laundry soap!!! So there you go fellers!! ya
get home at night and crash out in the chair
with a beer, feel free to shuck them duds.
The lil woman says something to you, just tell em
how much better things are in the world for it!!!
And all cuz you wanna watch baseball on tv in
yer undies! Go figger!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
something green
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l031.html
Rockhead
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l032.html
this towel
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l033.html
hey sweetheart
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l034.html
lick the bowl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l035.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
inserting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1079.html
the cat and the dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1080.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
this is the corrected power point display link
from yesterday. it is fixed now
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd700.html
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While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened
to pass by the beer cooler. One nun said to the
other, "Wouldn't a nice cold beer or
two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?"
The second nun answered, "Indeed it would
sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying
beer as I am certain it would cause a scene
at the checkout."
"I can handle that without a problem."
she replied as she picked up
a six-pack an headed for the checkout.
The cashier had a surprised look on his face
when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of
beer. One of the nuns explained "We use beer
for washing our hair, a shampoo of sort, if you will."
Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached
under the counter, pulled out a package of
pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag
with the beer. He looked the nun straight in
the eye, said, "The curlers are on the house."
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One of our geeks was at my computer adjusting
some settings, so I took the opportunity to ask
him a question. "With all this stuff going around,
how do I know if I have a virus?"
He kept working, but without missing a beat,
he said, "It will burn when you pee."
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Mary and Sue were always trying to get the
other's goat and today
they were meeting for lunch.
Mary noticed that Sue was walking bowlegged
and asked what the problem was.
Sue replied, "Oh nothing. It's just that my
husband is so big, I just
can't take it."
Mary replied, "I know. I know."
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BUFFALO BILL
Candid Camera Africa
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ajakk.htm
Clean Your Glasses
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abshsj.htm
Dimitri The Stud
http://www.buffaloschips.com/abhdjd.htm
THAT's ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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