THE POSTMANS CORNER
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Make sure you eat a variety of foods, get plenty of
exercise and maintain a healthy lifestyle.
Sasha Cohen
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Psalm 2011
Obama Is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me
Beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment
For his party's sake.
Yea, Though I walk through the valley of the bread line,
I shall fear no hunger, for his bailouts are with me.
He has Anointed my income with taxes,
My expenses runneth over.
Surely, poverty and hard living will
follow me all the days of my life,
And I will live in a mortgaged home forever.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
not a cheater
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l051.html
what I like
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l052.html
holding up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l053.html
Ken and Barbie
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l054.html
oh good
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l055.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
a new outfit
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1087.html
where have all the good times gone
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1088.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
natures beauty at its finest
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Mum is working in the farmhouse kitchen when dad
enters with his first erection in years. "Mum, get
into bed!" he says. She takes off her apron, puts
all the ingredients and utensils away, washes her hands,
gets into bed... but too late. Dad has withered away.
"Ya know, we can't have this happen again," says dad.
"Next time I get one of these I'll ring the fire bell so
you can start getting ready when you hear it. When I
get to the house, we'll be right."
A year goes by. Mum's in the kitchen. She hears the fire
bell. She goes through all the preparations. Dad comes
pounding into the house, through the kitchen, into the
bedroom where mum lies naked waiting for him. He looks her
over and says, "Get up, ya oversexed fool...
the barn's on fire!"
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The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter
had done all the work on his house. "You did a great job."
he said and handed the man a check. "Also, in order to thank
you, here's an extra $80 to take the missus out to dinner
and a movie." Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was
the painter. Thinking the man had forgotten something he asked,
"What's the matter, did you forget something?"
"Nope," replied the painter. "I'm just here to take your
missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked."
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A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids.
'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'are they all yours?"
'Yep, they are all mine,' the flustered momma sighs, having heard that
question a thousand times before.
She says, 'Sit down Leroy.' All the children rush to find seats.
'Well,' says the social worker, 'then you must be here to sign up. I'll
need all your children's names.'
'Well, to keep it simple, the boys are all named Leroy and the girls
are all named Leighroy.'
In disbelief, the case worker says, 'Are you serious? They're ALL named
Leroy?'
Their momma replied, 'Well, yes-it makes it easier.
When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell,
'Leroy!' An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' An they
all comes a runnin. An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into
the street, I just yell Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest
idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy.'
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her
forehead and says tentatively, 'But what if you just want ONE kid to
come, and not the whole bunch?'
'Then I call them by their last names.'
THATS ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM
Martin aka the postman
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