THE POSTMANS CORNER
Women don't want to hear what you think.
Women want to hear what they think -
in a deeper voice.
- Bill Cosby
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I was scanning channels on the tube
last night, looking for something to
watch. The prospects were absolutely
dismal. Then I remembered,
It is most definitely summertime.
Ah, the time of out door bbq, camp outs,
biking trips, etc.. Lots of fun if
you like the out doors. And of course,
tv ratings go down when everybody is
outside playing, and so does the quality
of choices on tv. Bottom line, nothing
to watch. It kindof pisses u off when you
pay that much for it, too. The other night
my son came home from work and I made this
observation to him. You know what he said?
"Dad, its a good thing Comcast plays a show
4 or 5 times as a rerun. Takes you that long
to see it all by the time you take all them
naps while its playing." Did I ever mention
that my son is a smartmouth? go figger.:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
put it there
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suspisicious
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hopskotch
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fake
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good news bad news
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m015.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
shake well before using
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fed ex
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1100.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
Bali
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd709.html
Little Johnny is walking down the street leading
a cow. A cop stops him
and says, "Kid, where you going?"
Little Johnny says, "I'm taking this cow to get mated."
The cop asks, "Where?"
Johnny lifts up the cow's tail, points to her
snatch, and says, "Right there."
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Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down
for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the
shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with
only a few shelves and display racks set up.
One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now
some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the
window, and ask what we're selling."
Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior
gentleman walked up to the window, looked around
intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud
voice asked, "What are you selling' here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically,
"We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said,
"You must be doing well. Only two left."
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BUFALO BILL
Wild Crashes
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7821.htm
Wireless Headset
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7822.htm
Women Fights Robber
http://www.buffaloschips.com/7823.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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