THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
It is one thing to show a man that he is in error,
and another to put him in possession of truth
John Locke
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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feeling good
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An older man, not in the best physical condition,
asked the trainer in the gym,......
"I want to impress that beautiful girl.
Which machine should I use?"
The trainer replied...
"Use the ATM machine outside the gym!"
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Sandra: Do you ever miss the ex?
Cindy: OH! All the time! You wouldn't believe how much!
Sandra: Wow! I didn't think you cared about him at all.
Cindy: Wait a minute! Did you say "ex" or "sex"?
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Q: What do you call an American drawing?
A: A Yankee doodle.
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Father O'Mally has been preaching at his church in
Ireland for so long, that he decides to take a vacation.
He has never been married and he is curious as to what an
American endures in everyday life. So, he decides to go to
the States before it is too late. He hops on the plane bound
for Nevada. He arrives in the Airport in Las Vegas.
As he is exiting the plane, someone in the airport runs up
to him and exclaims, "Elvis! Oh my God! It's Elvis! I knew
you weren't dead Elvis! How have you been?"
Father looks at her and says, "Get outta me face. Can't you
see I'm not Elvis? I don't look a thing like Elvis."
The father moves on to his cab waiting outside. He hops in
his cab and he's a little upset so he tells the cabby,
"Take me to my hotel and step on it."
The cabby turns and says, "Sure thing sir - Oh my God! It's
Elvis! I knew you weren't dead! I'm your number one fan!
It's so great to see you!"
"Shut up, you imbecile. I'm not Elvis! Now turn around and
drive!" So the cabby speeds up to the hotel. Father O'Malley
gets his things and walks up to the hotel check-in counter.
"Oh my God! Oh my God! It's you!" screams the hotel clerk.
"You're back Elvis! I knew this day would happen. We saved
everything just the way you like it! Free cheeseburgers,
peanut butter and fried banana sandwiches, masseurs,
complementary hookers and a full liquor bar!
I'm so glad you're back!"
Father O'Malley looks at the hotel clerk and says,
"Thank you.. Thank you very much!"
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A customer called our service line demanding help with
her TV, which wouldn't come on. "I'm sorry, but we can't
send a technician out today due to the blizzard," I told her.
Unsatisfied, she barked, "I need my TV fixed today!
What else am I supposed to do while the power is out?!"
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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