THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Good decisions come from experience,
and experience comes from bad decisions."
~Aristotle
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
How you see yourself
The more time you spend feeling sorry for yourself,
the more things you'll have to be sorry about.
If you insist on seeing yourself as a victim, you'll
end up experiencing your life as a victim.
It doesn't have to be that way. Because you can
choose right now, and every day, to see yourself
in a positive, empowering light.
The way you see yourself is up to you. It doesn't
have anything to do with the circumstances you happen
to be facing. See yourself as the unique, beautiful,
creative and effective person you know you are.
See yourself as a bundle of positive, inspiring and
meaningful possibilities that are well on their way
to being fulfilled. See that you are able to
successfully handle whatever life sends your way.
See that you are able to thrive and grow and make
positive meaning out of the world in which you live.
See yourself as constantly moving forward through
it all, with love and joy and purpose.
And what you see, you will be.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
on second thot
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honey?
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the score
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kissing
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what?
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
KITTEN in Hamster Ball stuck in the middle
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excersize
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
hig blood pressure
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A father of five young children won a toy at a raffle.
Back home, he called his kids together to let them
determine which one should have the present.
"Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks
back to Mother? Who does everything she says?"
After no more than a moment of thought, five small
voices answered in unison: "You, Daddy!"
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Outraged by the high charges that the computer service wanted for
repair work, one employee asked her co-worker which service she used.
"My sons," was the reply. "They both have degrees in Computer science."
"So you get that kind of work done for nothing," the friend marveled.
The co-worker smiled. "Actually, I figured that it cost me about
$140,000 for my kids to fix my computer for free."
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Two old retired Vets were sitting at the VFW arguing
about who'd had the tougher career.
"I did 30 years in the Corps," Sam, the former Marine
declared proudly, "and fought in three of my country's
wars. Fresh out of boot camp, I hit the beach at Okinawa,
clawed my way up the blood-soaked sand, and eventually took
out an entire enemy machine gun nest with a single grenade.
As a sergeant, I fought in Korea alongside General MacArthur.
We pushed back the enemy inch by bloody inch, all the
way up to the Chinese border, always under a barrage of
artillery and small arms fire.
Finally, as a Gunny Sergeant, I did three consecutive
combat tours in Vietnam. We humped through the mud and
razor grass for 14hours a day, plagued by rain and
mosquitoes, ducking under sniper fire all day, and mortar
fire all night. In a firefight, we'd fire until our arms
ached and our guns were empty, then we'd charge the enemy
with bayonets!"
"Ah," said Elmer, a retired Chief Petty Officer in the U.S. Navy,
with a dismissive wave of his hand,
"Lucky bastard! All shore duty, eh?"
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BUFFALO BILL
China
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Super Models
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Suzuki
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THATS ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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