THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Man is born to trouble,
as the sparks fly upward.
~Job 5:7
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I see that Mr. Tony the weiner
Congressman has submitted his
resignation. Seems like a big
hullabaloo over something that
doesn't amount to anything. NO NO
I was NOT referring to that. lol
u folks have a dirty mind.:) You
know, I was thinking tho, I
expect that Tony's parents named
him wrong. Instead of Tony,
maybe they should have called
him Seymour!!!! hehehehehhh
I know, thats terrible ,,,go figger:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
ready
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m021.html
hacking
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m022.html
hard
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m023.html
social worker
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m024.html
sit
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m025.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Motorcycle police Rome anniversary
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1103.html
kids
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1104.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
imagine
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A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed,
told her a story and listened to her prayers which
ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless
Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."
The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy,
it just seemed like the thing to do."
The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed
and listened to her prayers hich went like this:
"God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and good-bye Grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.
"Holy crap" thought the father,
"this kid is in contact with the other side."
Several weeks later when the girl was going
to bed the dad heard her say: "God
bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."
He practically went into shock..
He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the
crack of dawn to go to his office. He
was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.
He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be
okay.He felt safe in the office, so instead of
going home at the end of the day he stayed there,
drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every
sound.Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a
sigh of relief and went home.When he got home his wife
said "I've never seen you work so late. What's the
matter?"He said "I don't want to talk about it,
I've just spent the worst day of my life."
She said, "You think you had a bad day,
you'll never believe what happened to me.
This morning my golf pro dropped dead in
the middle of my lesson!"
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The husband had a wooden leg, and to insure it
back in Ohio cost them $2000 per year!
When they arrived in West Virginia ,
they went to an insurance agency to see
how much it would cost to insure his wooden leg.
The agent looked it up on the computer and
said: '$39.' The husband was shocked and asked
why it was so cheap here in West Virginia to
insure it because it cost him $2000 in Ohio !
The insurance agent turned his computer screen
to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is
on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure,
with a sprinkler system above it, is $39...
You just have to know how to describe it!
BUFFALO BILL
Canned Tits
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32113.htm
Clara
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32114.htm
I'll Have the Brown Crap
http://www.buffaloschips.com/32115.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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