THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Waste not fresh tears over old griefs
Euripides
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Turk the dog aka Carlos the rat, is my dog.
For the benefit of you newcomers, in truth
he is a Chihuahua who belongs to my daughter.
Turk came to me and the war department for a
"temporary" visit which daughter swore would
only be for a week. That was four years ago,
and Turk has been declared to be "our dog now"
and the war department has told daughter that she
will never get him back. But daughter gets visitation
rights when she comes over for Sunday dinner, and
yesterday was no exception. However, for the
first time, daughter walked in with the new
grand baby, Addyson. For about the first couple
minutes, Turk wagged his tale, looking at the baby
and back and forth to daughter, war department,
and myself. About that time Addyson proceeded to
wake up and begin to cry and holler loud enough
that the neighbors probably heard it a block away.
With that, Turk, the coward turned tail and ran and
hid to my office, promptly curled up in my office
chair, and went to sleep. Apparently sleep is more
important to a chihuahua than a new baby.
At first we were concerned about how good the pair
would get along together, but it seems there will
not be a lot of difficulties. As long as she does
not interfear with his naps, Turk seems to be happy
that Addyson is here.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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I told you
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fuck...
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fixed
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
washing the car
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probably a male snake
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
golf
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A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish,
unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
Groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves
whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each
group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of
the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1... No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2 The native language they use to communicate with other computers
is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3.. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory
for possible later retrieval; and
4.. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
Spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the
time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had
waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model...
The women won.
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The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral
at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and,
one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk
and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized,
much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.
"Janie, do you have a story to share?"
'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy.
She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm,
and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey,
a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle
wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her
right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of
them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed
four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then
she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. What did
your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"
"Don't fuck with Mommy when she's been drinking."
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blame
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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