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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER


Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

I am back! I trust u all had a great
holiday, grilling, swimming or whatever it
is you like to do to celebrate! Our oldest
daughter presented us with our first grand
baby. Addyson came in to the world Saturday
morning! Turk the dog aka Carlos the rat has
not yet seen this new little bundle. it will be
interesting to see his reaction. We spent the
last few days painting the outside of the house,
or rather, the war department did most of it
and I helped where I could. Alas, my physical limitations
prevented me from being as useful as I might
have wished, and she expended a great deal of
energy convincing me that I couldn't climb up
and down ladders like I used to. Otherwise the
only other eventful activity was Monday when I
installed the window air conditioner in the office.
If you use one of these monstrosities, you may
be aware you have to tilt them just a tad so the
water runs OUTSIDE the window. And of course I
installed the sucker, turned it on, and then left
the room, only to return to find the dang thing
making a flood of the office as I didn't have the
correct slant. Took only a minute to adjust, but
the cleanup took a major effort. Don't ever want
to do that again.

Man. I'VE MISSED YOU ALL! somehow, doing this as
long as I have, it gets in your blood, and I just
can't quite. Oh well, I know u have missed
the jokes and would just as soon skip my rambling,
so with out further adieu...here we go...

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

The govner announced today that after a long
arduous political career, he would be returning
to his former career of acting....

 

Coming soon to a theater near you

 

THE COMICS

fast food
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l021.html

a good reason
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l022.html

calm down
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l023.html

dibs!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l024.html

not tonight!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l025.html


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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

World First BMX Triple Backflip - Jed Mildon May 28, 2011
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1074.html

Star Trek - William Shatner : Captain Kirk farts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1075.html

JOHNNY CARSON..X RATED UNCUT UNCENSORED FOOTAGE
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1076.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY

Rednecks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd699.html


"I'm confused," Little Johnny admitted to his teacher.
"Tell me about it," said his teacher, "and I will
try to help you understand."
"I went to church last Sunday and they kept telling
me to stand up for Jesus," said Little Johnny,
"But then I went to the ball game, and
everyone kept yelling, 'For Christ's sake, sit down!'"
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Bertha was dead. The minister conducted her eulogy
with heart felt gusto.  "Bertha married and had
11 children.  But Her husband died.
She married again and had 6 more children.
But again, her husband died.
But, she married yet again and this time had 3 more
children.  And again, her husband died.
Then alas, she finally died," he intoned.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for
Bertha.  He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they're finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her friend Dot,
"Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
Dot whispered back, "I think he means her legs
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A teacher asks a student to use "handsome"
in a sentence. A girl named Latisha says,
"Sometimes when I be suckin' Jamal's
soul pole, my jaw git sore and I hafta use
my handsome."The quality of our educational
system sometimes brings a tear to your eye!
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In the year 2026...

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in
the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia
formally known as California. 
White minorities still trying to have English
recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern
United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally; scientists stumped.
 
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
 
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American
Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran,
Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).
 
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take
at least 10 more years before radio activity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

BUFFALO BILL

Beer By the Pool
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91106.htm

How To Put On a Bra
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91107.htm

Knife Guy
http://www.buffaloschips.com/91108.htm

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 


 



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