THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Our fears are more numerous than our dangers,
and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality.
Seneca
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The war department and I was sittin at the supper table
and I made the comment to her that I was having
trouble thinking of anything "interesting" to say
to the postman fans for tomorrow's issue. You know
what she said? Says she, "What makes you think you
EVER have anything interesting to say?" Sigh, I
keep forgetting, sometimes its better to keep your
thoughts to yourself:)
It's been sweltering here in West Michigan the last
couple of days. You Texans and Floridians will probably
laugh but the heat index has been well over a 100 for
the last couple of days. That's pretty hot for us
Michiganians. Michiganders? Michiganites?
(never did have that figgered out. oh well)
To make matters worse, the war department
decided to cook chicken in the oven tonight..
and the office is right off the kitchen. Needless to say,
heat is just radiating throughout this old dumpy house,
probably more than Chernoble when it melted down.
I am sitting here with the window a.c. blowing full
blast along with numerous box fans, the ceiling fan, etc.
Still it seems sticky. and ucky. sigh. I expect
at any moment for the north end of our fair city
to have a brown out and for Consumers energy to cut
me off becuz I am causing a drain on the power grid.
Supposedly heat will break tomorrow. Outside,
I sense a storm moving in. Perhaps relief is on the
way. I am not sure about the weather, but I
do know I have some great humor for you
We hope u all have a great day out there!
PS, they can throw a jerk like Anthony Weiner to
the sharks if they want for dancing around naked to
a half dozen pervert females, but say a prayer for
his wife and kids, It's difficult for them right now.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
off duty
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l061.html
may I give u a hand?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l062.html
fast food
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l063.html
great party
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l064.html
12 volts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l065.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
fat chicks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1091.html
office prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1092.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAYS
The majesty and beauty of horses
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd705.html
A priest and a rabbi walked into a bar. After
sitting down, ordering, and some chit chat the priest
said, "Have you noticed there are no women in this bar?"
He then realized the truth, "I think we're in a gay bar."
A man approached and tried to flirt with the priest.
The priest was dumbfounded, and didn't know what to do.
The rabbi leaned over and whispered something in the
man's ear. The man nodded and walked off.
The relieved priest said, "Thanks, what did you tell him?"
The rabbi replied, "I just told him we're on our honeymoon."
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A well dressed lawyer went into a bar for a martini and
found himself beside a scroungy-looking drunk who kept
mumbling and studying something in his hand. The attorney
leaned closer while the drunk held the tiny object up to
the light, slurring, "Well, it looks like plastic." Then
he rolled it between his fingers, adding, "But it feels like rubber."
Curious, the lawyer asked, "What do you have there, mister?"
The drunk stammered, "Damn if I know, but it looks like
plastic and feels like rubber."The lawyer said,
"Let me take a look." And the drunk handed it over.
The attorney rolled it between his thumb and fingers,
then examined it closely. "Yeah, it does look like plastic
and feel like rubber, but I don't know what it is.
Where did you get it anyway?"
The drunk replied, "Outta my nose."
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A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married
and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having
contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He
held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end,
there were two little baby boys.
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said,
"All right, who's the other father!?!"
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Buffalo Bill
blame dog
http://www.buffaloschips.com/nmnnbvhhkj.htm
blanket repair
http://www.buffaloschips.com/mmbkkhm.htm
blind
http://www.buffaloschips.com/zzdddrtghj.htm
blind 2
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ksfnjsklf.htm
blind asshole
http://www.buffaloschips.com/ksfjksdklf.htm
blind date
http://www.buffaloschips.com/kfmskfnh.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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