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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER


Never interrupt your enemy
when he's making a mistake
Napolean Bonaparte

 

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Jan in Wisconsin says:
Martin, I do not understand why you people are all
persecuting Congressman Tony. Its a lot to do over
nothing No big deal. Forget it.

Well Jan, lets consider this, A million dollars a
year from a salary at Hustler, not to mention untold
thousands from all the endorsements, o yeah, and then
there is the congressional pension...

The conservative National Taxpayers Union (NTU)
estimates the 46-year-old congressman's pension
to be worth $1.28 million if he retires at age
62 or $1.12 million at age 56. The group's
computations assume that Weiner started his pension
when he served as a congressional staffer for Sen.
Chuck Schumer.In addition, NTU notes that members
also participate in a Thrift Savings Plan, which allows
lawmakers to rake in matching contributions from taxpayers.
"NTU estimates he may have as much as $216,011.96
in accumulated TSP assets," the organization reported.
It's a rule that all former members, even those
convicted of felonies, may receive their pension funds

I don't get quite such huge rewards writing this little
ezine each day and drawing my little monthly SSI check. Maybe
I should post my own pics of me on my website showing off
the bulge of my equipment. I suggested this to the "war
department" and you know what she told me? She said I
would probably get paid more "not to do it" Go figger.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

PS....the really sad fact here? the congress cannot balance
the budget so they want to take money away
from MY little check. thats anudder
"GO FIGGER!!!!!" $$%%%^#!!!

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THE COMICS


wife upset
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dork philosophy
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Obama
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Kid Rock and Hank Williams Jr. - the f word
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awesome
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Bill Cosby
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1107.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY

9 gift suggestions for your wife
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd712.html

When former Vice President Hubert Humphrey was
just starting in politics, the accepted way of
meeting prospective voters and contributors was to
organize afternoon teas and serve light refreshments. 
The idea had been used for a long time and it wasn't
as effective as it had been. Hubert, always the innovator,
kept trying new methods.  He had a good friend in
the actor, Alan Alda, who -- in his spare time --
managed a number of different entertainment groups. 
One of the groups was a singing quartet, The Kingsmen. 
Hubert employed this singing group, as well as a second
Alda group, several beautiful and amorous ladies from
Norway, to spice up his parties.  But it didn't work.
The newspapers the next day headlined, "Alda's
cling Norses and Alda's Kingsmen couldn't put
Humphrey's dumb teas back to gather again."
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A new bride went to her doctor for a check up.
Lacking knowledge of the male anatomy, she asked
the doctor, "What's that thing hanging between
my husband' legs?"
The doctor replies, "We call that the penis."
The new bride then asks, "What's that reddish/purple
thing on the end of the penis?" The doctor replies,
"We call that the head of the penis."
Then the bride asks, "What are those two round
things about 15 inches from the head of the penis?"
The doctor replies, "Lady, on him I don't know,
but on me they're the cheeks of my ass!"
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A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens
to be her husband's best friend. They make love for
hours, and afterward they're just lying there, enjoying
the nearness of each other. The phone rings, and because
it's the woman's house, she reaches over and picks up the receiver.
Her lover looks over and listens, only hearing her
side of the conversation. She is speaking in a cheery voice.
"Hello? Oh, hi! So glad you called. Really. That's wonderful!
I'm so happy for you. Sounds terrific. Great! Thanks! Okay. Buh-bye."
She hangs up the phone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"
"Oh," she replies, " that was my husband telling me what
a wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

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I love the beach
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Indian teacher explaining the word fuck
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 



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