THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
Problems are to the mind what
exercise is to the muscles.
~N.V. Peale
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
There is legislation in front of lawmakers
of this state right now that would require
food stamp recipients to be drug tested. Its good
that some one is finally making an attempt on that.
The article said that the bill's sponsor
estimated that it would eliminate at least
12 thousand welfare recipients per year off
the roles of the state of Michigan. And with
the state budget in such a dismal array, the
powers that be are always looking for ways to
trim expenses. This sounds like a winner to me.
I wonder if they could pass an amendment that
would also disqualify welfare recipients from
purchasing a 52 inch flat screen tv? I could
think of a couple more requirements for welfare
recipients too, like making it illegal for them
to buy smokes or making it illegal for them
to gamble. but I suspect that is not gonna happen
Oh well.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
man of steel
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l036.html
what is that?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l037.html
Mr. Right
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l038.html
keep America beautiful
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l039.html
sweet revenge
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/l040.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
forklift driver EPIC fail
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1081.html
pump me up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1082.html
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POWER POINT DISPLAY
gymnastics
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/fpe/ppd701.html
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of
Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.
Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase
he just made. "Olympic condoms?" she blurts,
"What makes them so special?" "There are three colors",
he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze." "What color are
you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course", says the man proudly.
"Why don't you wear Silver," answers his wife.
"it would be nice
if you came second for a change!"
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A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three
men and a dog playing cards. The dog was playing
with extraordinary performance.
"This is a very smart dog," the man commented.
"Not so smart," said one of the players. "Every time
he gets a good hand he wags his tail."
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60 degrees Fahrenheit - Californians put their sweaters on.
50 degrees - Miami residents turn on the heat.
45 degrees - Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.
40 degrees - Minnesotans go swimming.
35 degrees - Italian cars don't start.
32 degrees - Distilled water freezes.
30 degrees - Philadelphia landlords turn on the heat.
25 degrees - Canadians go swimming.
20 degrees - Lake Erie water freezes.
15 degrees - French cars don't start.
10 degrees - You need jumper cables to get the car going.
5 degrees - American cars don't start.
0 degrees - Alaskans put on T-shirts.
-10 degrees - German cars don't start.
-15 degrees - Miami residents cease to exist.
-20 degrees - Japanese cars don't start.
-25 degrees - You need jumper cables to get the driver going.
-30 degrees - Swedish cars don't start.
-35 degrees - North Dakotans button the top button.
-40 degrees - Alaskans close the bathroom window.
-45 degrees - Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.
-50 degrees - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-80 degrees - Hades freezes over; Detroit wins the championship!
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BUFFALO BILL
baboons
http://www.buffaloschips.com/nmklljl.htm
bed
http://www.buffaloschips.com/llkouijn.htm
beer goggles
http://www.buffaloschips.com/jooiuy.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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