Adult Adult
Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.
Eva went through Kindergarten round-up last week but because
of a lack of pre-school she will be starting in a special-ed class
out at my old school out in the country. Although I would have
rather seen her with her own age group but this does have its
benefits the number one being a chance for them to get her
settled down and acclimated before joining the main stream.
I expect she is affected by ADHD the same as most of our family
and her first year is going to be important as far as getting her
headed in the right direction. It would be nice to see the look
on some of the teachers faces that have had one or two generations
of Brabants. It did cause a few in the past to decide it was time
to retire. Other advantage is that Eva will be riding the bus as
the school is about 8 miles away. The nearest school is only
about a 1/4 mile away but there is a really nasty hill in between
the school and here and although the college kids in the area
could walk, very few of them do. I know Buffy said that she wanted
to do it twice a day to get back in shape but after the first trip
it would be the Jimmy getting the exercise.
Enjoy the chips and grab some sun while you can. The days start
getting shorter next week.... buffalo
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Katie's Komfort Kolumn
Vol 2053
The Day After the Morning Before
BJ is getting ready for work and is ready to
take the dogs to the dog run when......
Katie: Come on Val, Sandi let's go to the dog run.
BJ: Katy, you are being so good today.
Katie: Of course father. I have turned over a new
leaf.
BJ: Is it because you were outside in the heat yesterday
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Katie: Hrumpt! It is because I am trying to be a good
doggie. Maybe having food, water and companionship
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BJ: Well, I like it.
Petting Katie on the head and rubbing her ears.
Val: Me to?
Sandi: Hey don't forget you best buddy?
The herd
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