THE POSTMAN'S CORNER! Dream as if you'll live forever Live as if you'll die tomorrow! GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS! The "war department" is NOT looking forward to going to work this morning. They have "new management" coming in as of this am...and she is defininitely UNhappy, without even starting in yet. The new folks changed her start time from 7am to 6am. Then to top it off, (she works in food service, so naturally she already wears a hair net) now, the new folk want to make every person on the "team" wear a stupid looking baseball cap as part of the "new uniform look." Why on earth does anyboby want to give a lady almost 60 years old, with long beautiful hair, and expect her to wear a ridiculous ball cap? I thought that good management said not to change anything right away, as people resist change? I wonder, maybe she will instead of punching in this morning, maybe she will punch somebody out. heheheh....go figger. We do hope you enjoy today's issue Cordially Martin aka the postman _________ a router comes into see a doctor...  THE COMICS talking back http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m002.html if the price is right http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m003.html prison time http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/m004.html LETS GO TO THE MOVIES POWER POINT DISPLAY A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself. Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?" Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer says, "Sure," and sinks the putt. Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one." The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, "Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?" Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay" and he makes an eagle. On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win. Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says: "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?" "Definitely," the golfer replies, then he makes the eagle and wins the match. As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don't know who I am. I'm the Devil, and from this day forward you will have no sex life." "Nice to meet you," the golfer replies, "...I'm Father O'Malley." _____________ A certain guy had never had sex in his life, so his friend tells him that he'll take him to a girl who will teach him a few things. He agrees. Later that week, he's in a motel room with the girl. She takes off her clothes, and asks him, "Do you know what I want?" He says, quite honestly, "No." She lies down on the bed, and asks him the same question again. Again, he answers "No." Now, she's not sure exactly what to do, so she spreads her legs all the way; we're talking spread-eagle. She asks, "Now do you know what I want?" He answers, "Yeah. You want the whole damn bed to yourself. ____________ BUFFALO BILL blow drying http://www.buffaloschips.com/jfjdjkgj.htm THAT'S ALL FOLKS! Have a nice day FROM: Martin aka the postman |
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