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You know what really gets me?
Women believe if a pet cat strays,
it's because of a lack of affection at home.
Women believe if a pet dog strays,
it's because of a lack of affection at home.
Women believe if a woman strays,
it's because of a lack of affection at home.
Women believe if a man strays,
it's because men are scum- sucking, F***ing assholes!
Sheeshe!
Many of you postman fans have expressed an interest in
gardening. And while I may not necessarily have a green
thumb, I do try to accomodate the interests of as many
folks as I can, so I am pleased to announce this new feature
in the POSTMAN'S CORNER! what do you think?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
news clip/firefighters battle house fire
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies214.html
shaving
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies215.html
a beautiful day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies219.html
I'm not drunk #1
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies216.html
I'm not drunk #2
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies220.html
Pringles
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies218.html
Perhaps its time to turn to Pedigree dogfood!
THE COMICS
jokes on them
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x071.html
another reason not to wear head phones
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x072.html
scoring
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x073.html
bubbles
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x074.html
what she didn't expect
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x075.html
please Mary Beth
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x076.html
The Swensons
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x077.html
say no to blind dates
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x078.html
apathy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x079.html
plastic surgery
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x080.html
THE JOKES
A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The
problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought
the child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child
should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to
say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your
Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi
comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... the machine's or mine?"
___________
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot.
One Summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day.
She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she
would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then speak to them.
Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but
occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange
of money and something she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed she was selling drugs, and debated calling the Cops,
but since they didn't know for sure they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife said,
"Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?"
He hadn't, and said so.
Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and
go lie out on th e beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing."
Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down
with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave.
The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.
Well, is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly.
"No, she's not," he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.
"Well, what is it, then? What does she do?" his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said, "Her name is Sally, and she's a battery salesperson."
"Batteries?" cried the wife.
"Yes," he replied.
She sells C cells by the seashore.
_________________
The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done
all the work on his house. "You did a great job." he said
and handed the man a check. "Also, in order to thank-you,
here's an extra $80 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie."
Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter.
Thinking the man had forgotten something he asked, "What's
the matter, did you forget something?"
"Nope." replied the painter.
"I'm just here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked."
_____________
Two young men are talking about their boss’s upcoming wedding.
“It’s ridiculous,” one says. “He’s rich, but he’s 93 years old and she’s just 26.
What kind of a wedding is that?”
“Well,” says the other fellow, “we have a name for it in my family.
We call it a Football Wedding.”
“What’s a Football Wedding?” the first asks,
Says his friend, “She’s waiting for him to Kick Off.”
_________________
Scorpio is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.
"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going
to have to report you."
"But everyone pees in the pool," said scorpio. "Maybe," said the
lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"
____________
A clergyman, walking down a country lane, sees a young farmer struggling
to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. "You look hot, my
son," said the cleric. "Why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."
"No thanks," said the young man. "My father wouldn't like it." "Don't be
silly," the minister said. "Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and
have a drink of water."
Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his
patience, the clergyman said, "Your father must be a real slave driver.
Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!"
"Well," replied the young farmer, "he's under the load of hay
_________
Two Canadians are driving in Texas. A Texas Ranger notices out of the
country plates and turns on the lights and pulls them over. Officer
walks over to the car, the driver rolls down his window and the officer
takes his billy club and whacks the driver on the back of the head.
The Canadian driver asks what that was for. The officer says, "This is
Texas, boy, when you see these flashing lights to pull you over, you
gets your insurance, license and registration ready, don't make me wait!"
The officer checks them out and returns the documents. Then the officer
walks over to the other side of the car and taps his wand on the glass,
the passenger rolls down his window and the officer whacks him in thehead.
"What was that for", the Canadian Passenger asks. "Boy", I just made
your wishes come true,"says the officer. "What does that mean" asks the
passenger. "Well, you boys are going to get five miles down the road and
you're going to say, "Boy, I wish that dumb cop had tried that with me!"
______________
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Blow Darts
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/112453.htm
Bored At Work
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/112455.htm
Motorola Pagers
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/22640.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
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PostmansCorner-
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
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You know what really gets me?
Women believe if a pet cat strays,
it's because of a lack of affection at home.
Women believe if a pet dog strays,
it's because of a lack of affection at home.
Women believe if a woman strays,
it's because of a lack of affection at home.
Women believe if a man strays,
it's because men are scum- sucking, F***ing assholes!
Sheeshe!
Many of you postman fans have expressed an interest in
gardening. And while I may not necessarily have a green
thumb, I do try to accomodate the interests of as many
folks as I can, so I am pleased to announce this new feature
in the POSTMAN'S CORNER! what do you think?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
news clip/firefighters battle house fire
http://www.thepostm
shaving
http://www.thepostm
a beautiful day
http://www.thepostm
I'm not drunk #1
http://www.thepostm
I'm not drunk #2
http://www.thepostm
Pringles
http://www.thepostm
Perhaps its time to turn to Pedigree dogfood!
THE COMICS
jokes on them
http://www.thepostm
another reason not to wear head phones
http://www.thepostm
scoring
http://www.thepostm
bubbles
http://www.thepostm
what she didn't expect
http://www.thepostm
please Mary Beth
http://www.thepostm
The Swensons
http://www.thepostm
say no to blind dates
http://www.thepostm
apathy
http://www.thepostm
plastic surgery
http://www.thepostm
THE JOKES
A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The
problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought
the child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child
should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to
say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating.
Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi
comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... the machine's or mine?"
___________
A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot.
One Summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day.
She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she
would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then speak to them.
Generally the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but
occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange
of money and something she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed she was selling drugs, and debated calling the Cops,
but since they didn't know for sure they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife said,
"Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?"
He hadn't, and said so.
Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and
go lie out on th e beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing."
Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down
with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave.
The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.
Well, is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly.
"No, she's not," he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.
"Well, what is it, then? What does she do?" his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said, "Her name is Sally, and she's a battery salesperson.
"Batteries?" cried the wife.
"Yes," he replied.
She sells C cells by the seashore.
____________
The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done
all the work on his house. "You did a great job." he said
and handed the man a check. "Also, in order to thank-you,
here's an extra $80 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie."
Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter.
Thinking the man had forgotten something he asked, "What's
the matter, did you forget something?"
"Nope." replied the painter.
"I'm just here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked."
____________
Two young men are talking about their boss’s upcoming wedding.
“It’s ridiculous,” one says. “He’s rich, but he’s 93 years old and she’s just 26.
What kind of a wedding is that?”
“Well,” says the other fellow, “we have a name for it in my family.
We call it a Football Wedding.”
“What’s a Football Wedding?” the first asks,
Says his friend, “She’s waiting for him to Kick Off.”
____________
Scorpio is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.
"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going
to have to report you."
"But everyone pees in the pool," said scorpio. "Maybe," said the
lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"
____________
A clergyman, walking down a country lane, sees a young farmer struggling
to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. "You look hot, my
son," said the cleric. "Why don't you rest a moment, and I'll give you a hand."
"No thanks," said the young man. "My father wouldn't like it." "Don't be
silly," the minister said. "Everyone is entitled to a break. Come and
have a drink of water."
Again the young man protested that his father would be upset. Losing his
patience, the clergyman said, "Your father must be a real slave driver.
Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece of my mind!"
"Well," replied the young farmer, "he's under the load of hay
_________
Two Canadians are driving in Texas. A Texas Ranger notices out of the
country plates and turns on the lights and pulls them over. Officer
walks over to the car, the driver rolls down his window and the officer
takes his billy club and whacks the driver on the back of the head.
The Canadian driver asks what that was for. The officer says, "This is
Texas, boy, when you see these flashing lights to pull you over, you
gets your insurance, license and registration ready, don't make me wait!"
The officer checks them out and returns the documents. Then the officer
walks over to the other side of the car and taps his wand on the glass,
the passenger rolls down his window and the officer whacks him in thehead.
"What was that for", the Canadian Passenger asks. "Boy", I just made
your wishes come true,"says the officer. "What does that mean" asks the
passenger. "Well, you boys are going to get five miles down the road and
you're going to say, "Boy, I wish that dumb cop had tried that with me!"
____________
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Blow Darts
http://www.buffalos
Bored At Work
http://www.buffalos
Motorola Pagers
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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