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Well, I am back for the time being, at least for a couple days.
My thanks to all who expressed their prayers and concerns during this time,
We received word that my wife's mother had a stroke the day before yesterday.
My mother in law is a very gracious and noble woman. So for me, I have never
really appreciated "in-law" jokes. She has treated me as her own son and I can
only hope she feels God's hand on her in her time of need.
Anyways, it was important for me to accompany "the war department" to
go see her mom, which I did. Now I am home for a day or two. We will be taking
off this weekend for a day or two again. Probably Saturday and Sunday,
to take care of family matters. I most likely
won't be publishing over the weekend, either. I'll keep you posted.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
silly stuff
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies247.html
I'm tired
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies248.html
the end of the world
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies249.html
the traffic stop
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies250.html
wife school
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies251.html
THE COMICS
the adult amusement park
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y021.html
mornin neighbor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y022.html
next time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y023.html
oh shit...sorry.
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y024.html
no kidding?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y025.html
the doctor's new policy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y026.html
what I meant
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y027.html
the value of a dollar
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y028.html
how cute
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y029.html
cupid
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/y030.html
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
they happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks.
"What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex.
"Oh I see," replied the boy.
"Yes, I've heard of safe sex in health class at School"
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
"Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high schoolboys,
one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks,"Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers,
"TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.
One for January, one for February, one for March......."
___________________
Bonny Prince Charles was backing his Land Rover out of the garage
when he ran over the Queen's favorite Welsh corgi.
He got out and found the corgi dead, squashed to a pulp.
Just then a Genie popped up and said "Your highness,
I can give you one wish. What would you like?"
The Prince said "This is mummy's favorite dog. Can you bring it back to life?"
The Genie said "Let's have a look at the dog. Oh no, nothing can
be done with this dog, you ran over it with the Land Rover
there is too much damage to the dog ...nothing can be done."
"But you must," says the Prince, "It's mummy's favorite!"
"I'm sorry" said the Genie, "there's no way I can bring it back to life."
"OK" said the prince, "But do I still have a wish?"
"Yes", said the Genie.
"Well", said the Prince, "I'm marrying Camilla in April.
Could you make her as beautiful as Diana was?"
The Genie thought for a while then said, "Let's have another look at the dog
_________________
A girl was planning a career in biology but was not looking forward to taking chemistry.
The professor, though, made the course interesting with his many
small chemical explosions and crazy chemistry quizzes.
Once, he posed the question: "What in the world isn't chemistry?"
and offered a prize to the student who correctly answered.
A couple of weeks passed and finally, he announced in class that he had a winner.
A student had gone to his office to ask if she could try her hand at the question.
"'What in the world isn't chemistry?'" she asked.
"My relationship with my last boyfriend...that wasn't chemistry." By default, she won.
________________
A man is very ashamed of his pecker because of the size.
He has an extremely small pecker and doesn't want his girlfriend to dump him
when she sees the size.
One night when he and his girlfriend are making out in a dark corner he
decides he will show her.
The man unzips his pants, whips out his small pecker, and shoves it into her hand.
He sits there impatiently waiting to see her reaction.
His girlfriend says, "Thanks, but I don't smoke
_______________
Two secretaries were talking about their work. "I hate filing,"
said one. "No matter how careful I am, I can never find the
papers I'm looking for. I forget where I have filed them."
"I used to have that problem too, but no more," her blonde
friend said. "Now I make 26 copies of everything I type and
file one under each letter of the alphabet. That way, I can't miss it!"
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Unnecessary Censorship
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/120606.htm
Toot Tone
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/120609.htm
Most Outrages TV Moments
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/120611.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FREE NICORETTE GUM!
FREE GUM
Knock the habit once & for all with NEW NICORETTE Fruit Chill Gum –
The Stop Smoking Aid bursting with great taste! Get 100 Pieces of cool fruit flavor
polacrilex coated gum & reduce withdrawal symptoms starting now.
• Stop Smoking Aid, Starter Kit
• Polacrilex Coated Gum
• 100 pieces, 2mg EACH
http://www.tinyurl.
============
FREE WINTER BURST BREATH MINTS!
Say good-bye to bad breath and a dry mouth with
NEW WINTER BURST WINTERFRESH! Get 12 FREE* 30 oz packs
delivered to your door.
Don't miss out on this sweet offer, valid for a limited time only!
>>CLICK HERE to GET STARTED NOW<<
http://www.tinyurl.
Well, I am back for the time being, at least for a couple days.
My thanks to all who expressed their prayers and concerns during this time,
We received word that my wife's mother had a stroke the day before yesterday.
My mother in law is a very gracious and noble woman. So for me, I have never
really appreciated "in-law" jokes. She has treated me as her own son and I can
only hope she feels God's hand on her in her time of need.
Anyways, it was important for me to accompany "the war department" to
go see her mom, which I did. Now I am home for a day or two. We will be taking
off this weekend for a day or two again. Probably Saturday and Sunday,
to take care of family matters. I most likely
won't be publishing over the weekend, either. I'll keep you posted.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
silly stuff
http://www.thepostm
I'm tired
http://www.thepostm
the end of the world
http://www.thepostm
the traffic stop
http://www.thepostm
wife school
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS
the adult amusement park
http://www.thepostm
mornin neighbor
http://www.thepostm
next time
http://www.thepostm
oh shit...sorry.
http://www.thepostm
no kidding?
http://www.thepostm
the doctor's new policy
http://www.thepostm
what I meant
http://www.thepostm
the value of a dollar
http://www.thepostm
how cute
http://www.thepostm
cupid
http://www.thepostm
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
they happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks.
"What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex.
"Oh I see," replied the boy.
"Yes, I've heard of safe sex in health class at School"
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
"Why are there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high schoolboys,
one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool" says the boy.
He notices a 6 pack and asks,"Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers,
"TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men.
One for January, one for February, one for March.......
____________
Bonny Prince Charles was backing his Land Rover out of the garage
when he ran over the Queen's favorite Welsh corgi.
He got out and found the corgi dead, squashed to a pulp.
Just then a Genie popped up and said "Your highness,
I can give you one wish. What would you like?"
The Prince said "This is mummy's favorite dog. Can you bring it back to life?"
The Genie said "Let's have a look at the dog. Oh no, nothing can
be done with this dog, you ran over it with the Land Rover
there is too much damage to the dog ...nothing can be done."
"But you must," says the Prince, "It's mummy's favorite!"
"I'm sorry" said the Genie, "there's no way I can bring it back to life."
"OK" said the prince, "But do I still have a wish?"
"Yes", said the Genie.
"Well", said the Prince, "I'm marrying Camilla in April.
Could you make her as beautiful as Diana was?"
The Genie thought for a while then said, "Let's have another look at the dog
____________
A girl was planning a career in biology but was not looking forward to taking chemistry.
The professor, though, made the course interesting with his many
small chemical explosions and crazy chemistry quizzes.
Once, he posed the question: "What in the world isn't chemistry?"
and offered a prize to the student who correctly answered.
A couple of weeks passed and finally, he announced in class that he had a winner.
A student had gone to his office to ask if she could try her hand at the question.
"'What in the world isn't chemistry?'" she asked.
"My relationship with my last boyfriend...
____________
A man is very ashamed of his pecker because of the size.
He has an extremely small pecker and doesn't want his girlfriend to dump him
when she sees the size.
One night when he and his girlfriend are making out in a dark corner he
decides he will show her.
The man unzips his pants, whips out his small pecker, and shoves it into her hand.
He sits there impatiently waiting to see her reaction.
His girlfriend says, "Thanks, but I don't smoke
____________
Two secretaries were talking about their work. "I hate filing,"
said one. "No matter how careful I am, I can never find the
papers I'm looking for. I forget where I have filed them."
"I used to have that problem too, but no more," her blonde
friend said. "Now I make 26 copies of everything I type and
file one under each letter of the alphabet. That way, I can't miss it!"
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Unnecessary Censorship
http://www.buffalos
Toot Tone
http://www.buffalos
Most Outrages TV Moments
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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