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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Wow, obviously the "We remember" issue was a big hit with you guys.
I am planning to continue that feature from time to time in THE CORNER.
Here is what some of you had to say of the classic tv clips and comedy routines
and such in yesterday's special issue...
I can't begin to tell you how much I enjoyed this issue of movies from
my era and the advertisements as well. Thank you for all your hard
work in producing this masterpiece.
DON
THANKS FOR THE MOVIES AND DID THEY BRING BACK MANY MEMORIES.
THANKS FOR SHARING. DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND :-)
ROGER
we need more of them after a hard day
at work it does u good
JOE
I'll be sending another "We Remember" issue out in the next few days.
Be sure to watch for it!
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GOD saw you without a Good looking, adorable, FRIEND......
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LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
the presidents
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silly animals
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Arab television
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urigrow
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comedy
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old man balls
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THE COMICS
Frosty
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graffiti artist
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off the top
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the kind man
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one of the problems with sex on the net
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young love
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the talented artist
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do what?
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show off
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the big one
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THE JOKES
What's the difference between your boss and the bus?
Sometimes you miss the bus.
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Q: Why did cavemen pull their women around by the hair?
A: Because if they pulled them around by their feet, they'd
fill up with mud.
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Many men say women canno= t be trusted too far.
Many women, on the other hand, say men cannot be trusted too close
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A superintendent of a large, snooty apartment building got the ultimate revenge
when he was called for the umpteenth time to fix a tenant's clogged toilet.
Going to her apartment, where the female tenant happened to be giving a fancy
dinner party for other tenants in the building, the super had to endure her
telling all the assembled guests that he was a complete, incompetent idiot. Furthermore,
she got them all to go to the bathroom door to watch his clumsiness.
He didn't say anything but merely concentrated on fixing the toilet,
while she kept on complaining about the bad service.
So busy was she complaining, that no one noticed when the super reached quickly
into his tool bag. A minute later he held something up triumphantly and
told her and the assembled guests, "I've found what was clogging your toilet."
All the guests broke into shocked laughter and the woman turned a bright red.
The super was holding up a large yellow banana with a red condom wrapped around it.
The woman never complained again.
____________
A wife asks her husband: "What do you like most about me...my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looks at her from head to toe and replies: "I like your sense of humor."
____________
"The guy I dated tonight turned out to be a sadist," reported the girl.
"You mean literally--whips and that sort of thing?" asked her roommate.
"Worst than that! The creep screwed me with a four-inch pecker
and then French-kissed me goodbye with an eight-inch tongue!"
____________
There was a little boy who was learning how to count.
He had mastered the halfway point to a hundred, but was having some problems afterward.
One day, he was counting, and he got to 58... 59, and asked what came next.
Mom told him, "Sixty. Sixty is the next number."
When he got to 69, he asked, "What comes after 69?"
His father was just walking in the door from work,
heard only the question, and he replied, "Listerine!"
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Men & Women
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot
& not try to understand her at all.
Married men lived longer than single man,
but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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BUFFALO'S
Movies
Mordan Raid
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Coast Guard
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Coffee House
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
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