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A fart can be quiet ....
.... a fart can be loud ....
Some leave a powerful, poisonous cloud ... !!
A fart can be short ....
... a fart can be long ...
Some farts have been known to sound like a song ... !!
A fart can create a most curious medley ...
A fart can be harmless ... or silent ... or deadly ... !!
A fart might not smell ...
... while others are vile ...
A fart may pass quickly ....
.... or linger a while ... !!
A fart can occur in a number of places ....
... and leave everyone there ...
... with strange looks on their faces .... !!
From wide open prairie ....
.... to small elevators ...
... A fart will find you sooner or later ... !!
.. That farts are all bad ..
... is simply not true ...
We must not forget ....
... sweet old farts like you .. !!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
what you don't see on cops
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies306.html
fantasy and reality
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies307.html
Saddam and Obama
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies308.html
the coyote
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies308.html
Fat Albert
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies309.html
Barbie is a has been
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies310.html
THE COMICS
the new store in town
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a001.html
rough sex
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a002.html
rubber sheets
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a003.html
if brothels were legal
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a004.html
the addict
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a005.html
the first date
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a006.html
suspect
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a007.html
cow porn
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a008.html
relax
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a009.html
wonder why he thinks that
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a010.html
THE JOKES
An old Indian was asked the name of his wife.
He replied, “Wife Name - Three Horse.”
“That's an unusual name for your wife, Three Horse.
What does it mean?”
“It's an old Indian name. Means Nag, Nag, Nag.”
_______________
A guy and his wife were sitting around visiting.
Out of the blue, he said, "Honey, if I die, I know you'll eventually remarry.
So as soon as I'm gone, I want you to sell all my stuff."
She asked, "Now, why would you want me to do that?".
He replied, "Well, I don't want some other asshole using all my stuff."
She said, "What makes you think I'd marry ANOTHER asshole?
__________________
That new girl in the typing pool is driving me crazy!"
bemoaned Rich to Ernie.
"That girl is a real mirage."
"Aren't you using the wrong word?" asked Ernie.
"A mirage is something you can see but can't feel."
"Yeah," came the reply "That describes her exactly!"
____________________
Our parish priest suddenly became ill and asked his
twin brother, also a priest,
to fill in for him and conduct a funeral Mass scheduled for that day.
His brother, of course, agreed.
It was not until the brother was accompanying
the casket down the aisle, however,
that he realized that he had neglected to ask
the gender of the deceased.
This was information that he would need for
his remarks during the service.
Thinking quickly, as he approached the first
pew where the deceased's relatives were seated,
he nodded toward the casket and whispered to one woman,
"Brother or sister?"
"Cousin," she replied.
________________
One day a long, long time ago, there was this woman who,
surprisingly, was not full of shit........
But, this was a LONG time ago.....
and it was just ONE day.
The End
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Mexican Mondays
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/112486.htm
Juggler
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/112490.htm
Heroes
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/3380.htm
LAB LAUGHS
THE GAY ARMY.....
http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A20030801
ASS SCRATCH.....
http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A20030802
ALCOHOL TEST.....
http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A20030803
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The Original Lens Doctor is the quick and easy way to fix scratches and imperfections
in your glasses. Just slide the treatment solution across the surface of the lens with
the applicator. The solution dries to a hard protective surface and won’t change or
damage your prescription. Lens Doctor works on eyeglasses, reading glasses, sunglasses,
protective goggles, clear or prescription. Comes with the Lens Doctor cleaning and treatment solution.
Order from the Official TV Website Here:
http://www.tinyurl.
AMERICAN SINGLES
DAting just got easier!
a new connection is just a click away!
Fill out a short form
become a member
search for free!!
http://www.tinyurl.
A fart can be quiet ....
.... a fart can be loud ....
Some leave a powerful, poisonous cloud ... !!
A fart can be short ....
... a fart can be long ...
Some farts have been known to sound like a song ... !!
A fart can create a most curious medley ...
A fart can be harmless ... or silent ... or deadly ... !!
A fart might not smell ...
... while others are vile ...
A fart may pass quickly ....
.... or linger a while ... !!
A fart can occur in a number of places ....
... and leave everyone there ...
... with strange looks on their faces .... !!
From wide open prairie ....
.... to small elevators ...
... A fart will find you sooner or later ... !!
.. That farts are all bad ..
... is simply not true ...
We must not forget ....
... sweet old farts like you .. !!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
what you don't see on cops
http://www.thepostm
fantasy and reality
http://www.thepostm
Saddam and Obama
http://www.thepostm
the coyote
http://www.thepostm
Fat Albert
http://www.thepostm
Barbie is a has been
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS
the new store in town
http://www.thepostm
rough sex
http://www.thepostm
rubber sheets
http://www.thepostm
if brothels were legal
http://www.thepostm
the addict
http://www.thepostm
the first date
http://www.thepostm
suspect
http://www.thepostm
cow porn
http://www.thepostm
relax
http://www.thepostm
wonder why he thinks that
http://www.thepostm
THE JOKES
An old Indian was asked the name of his wife.
He replied, “Wife Name - Three Horse.”
“That's an unusual name for your wife, Three Horse.
What does it mean?”
“It's an old Indian name. Means Nag, Nag, Nag.”
____________
A guy and his wife were sitting around visiting.
Out of the blue, he said, "Honey, if I die, I know you'll eventually remarry.
So as soon as I'm gone, I want you to sell all my stuff."
She asked, "Now, why would you want me to do that?".
He replied, "Well, I don't want some other asshole using all my stuff."
She said, "What makes you think I'd marry ANOTHER asshole?
____________
That new girl in the typing pool is driving me crazy!"
bemoaned Rich to Ernie.
"That girl is a real mirage."
"Aren't you using the wrong word?" asked Ernie.
"A mirage is something you can see but can't feel."
"Yeah," came the reply "That describes her exactly!"
____________
Our parish priest suddenly became ill and asked his
twin brother, also a priest,
to fill in for him and conduct a funeral Mass scheduled for that day.
His brother, of course, agreed.
It was not until the brother was accompanying
the casket down the aisle, however,
that he realized that he had neglected to ask
the gender of the deceased.
This was information that he would need for
his remarks during the service.
Thinking quickly, as he approached the first
pew where the deceased's relatives were seated,
he nodded toward the casket and whispered to one woman,
"Brother or sister?"
"Cousin," she replied.
____________
One day a long, long time ago, there was this woman who,
surprisingly, was not full of shit........
But, this was a LONG time ago.....
and it was just ONE day.
The End
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Mexican Mondays
http://www.buffalos
Juggler
http://www.buffalos
Heroes
http://www.buffalos
LAB LAUGHS
THE GAY ARMY.....
http://www.lablaugh
ASS SCRATCH.....
http://www.lablaugh
ALCOHOL TEST.....
http://www.lablaugh
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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