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UNRELEASED FOOTAGE OF ELVIS PRESLEY ON DVD!
Never Before Have We Seen An Elvis Concert From
The 50's With Sound UNTIL NOW!
Contains:
Recently discovered UNRELEASED FILM
with sound of Elvis performing 6 songs
live in Tupelo
Mississippi 1956. Further unseen footage contains backstage, evening show,
parade and many more.
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It is good to be back once again.
When I sent the notice out regarding "Grand ma"
earlier in the week, we really did not expect her to
make it through the night. The poor woman
suffered a stroke a few days earlier.
And then, a couple days ago, we got the word that she
had suffered what they call a "silent heart attack"
But, it appears that the dear lady is "out of the woods"
for now. I got back home at around 3am this morning and the
"war department" is still up north with her
mom. So I am "baching"
it for a couple days here at the house.
My thanks to all who emailed their well wishes and prayers regarding my wife's mom.
Now, if anyone would like to email me a very nice home cooked
dinner so I don't have to patronize the local "greasy spoon"
or eat these yummy "tv dinners,"
It will be ESPECIALLY wonderful, LOL
I'm perfectly able to cook, I'm simply too lazy to do it. hehe.
However if thats not possible,
Your continued prayers will be appreciated,
because her prognosis is still pretty bleak at this point.
I'll keep you posted.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
Blonde Star
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies270.html
sleeping
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies271.html
SenatorJohn Mccain introduces G W Bush in a reelection campaign speech
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies272.html
playin the guitar
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies273.html
THE COMICS
impressed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z031.html
belly dancer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z032.html
the king
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z033.html
made for each other
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z034.html
before we were married
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z035.html
the older you get
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z036.html
the lonely guy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z037.html
so big and thick
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z038.html
the hotel
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z039.html
disgusting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z040.html
THE JOKES!
Two cows, Daisy and Buttercup, were catching up with the latest farmyard gossip.
Daisy told Dixie " I was artificially inseminated this morning"
Dixie replied " no way, I dont believe it"
"Well its absolutely true " said Daisy,
" NO BULL"
______________
The other day, I was accosted by a hooker. She asked,
"How 'bout some relaxing oral sex, honey? Only $50."
"No way!" I responded. "I'm married!!!"
"So??? What difference does that make?" asked the hooker.
So I told her, "The difference is.... My wife will do it for only $35."
_________________
Two alligators were relaxing in the swamp talking.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,
"I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me.
We're the same age, and we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin', boy?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.
"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"
"Down 'tother side of the swamp
Near the parkin' lot by the capitol."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawls up into one of them Lexus
And wait fer one to open the car door.
Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg,
Shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator,
"I think I see your problem.
You ain't getting' any real nourishment."
"See, by the time you get done shakin'
The shit out of a Politician,
There ain't nothin' left but
An asshole and a briefcase!"
__________________
Mary and Thelma are old friends. They have both been
Married to their husbands for a long time; Thelma is upset
Because she thinks her husband doesn't find her Attractive anymore.
"As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Mary Cries.
"I'm so sorry for you, as I get older my husband says I
Get more beautiful every day." replies Thelma.
"Yes, but your husband's an antique dealer!"
________________________
A senior citizen goes to his doctor and says,
"Doctor, I have sex only once a week."
The doctor asks, "How old are you ?"
The patient replies "Seventy-five."
Wait now. You're 75 and have sex once a week. I think that's wonderful.
What are you complaining about ?"
"My neighbor is almost eighty years old, and he says
he has sex three times a week, every week."
The doctor smiled and said, "I can easily solve your problem.
From now on, you say the same thing
__________
I met this beautiful girl last night. She invited me back to her place and we
had the greatest steamiest sex ever. Actually, it wasn't really the greatest sex ever,
it was more like medium-great sex, and well, she didn't exactly invite me back to her place,
I sort of followed her home to her apartment. To be factual, we didn't actually have sex per se,
but we came very close. You see we were fondling each other pretty intensely...
well, actually, I was fondling her, she wasn't fondling me...well, really, I wasn't actually
fondling her, our bodies just got very close together. To be honest, I just sort of brushed into her.
Accidentally. But it was great, really hot and sensual you know? Actually, to be specific,
it wasn't really her that I brushed into, it was actually the back of the chair she was sitting in.
Although, the chair was...on the other side of a wall you see...in another room sort of.
And I was sort of leaning on the wall, but the chair was very close to the wall, very close.
Of course, she was on the third floor and I was sort of...on the street...
leaning against the building. But wow! What a night. What a night.
________________
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Flying Dog
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/112476.htm
Chimps in The Bar
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/112477.htm
Der Golf
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/112478.htm
LAB LAUGHS
good morning
http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C19940708
eat and be happy!
http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C20060830
the beauty of a sunset
http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A19980816
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FOOTBALL SEASON IS ALMOST HERE!
SIGN UP FOR YOUR FREE NFL JERSEY!
http://www.tinyurl.
UNRELEASED FOOTAGE OF ELVIS PRESLEY ON DVD!
Never Before Have We Seen An Elvis Concert From
The 50's With Sound UNTIL NOW!
Contains:
Recently discovered UNRELEASED FILM
with sound of Elvis performing 6 songs
live in Tupelo
Mississippi 1956. Further unseen footage contains backstage, evening show,
parade and many more.
http://www.tinyurl.
It is good to be back once again.
When I sent the notice out regarding "Grand ma"
earlier in the week, we really did not expect her to
make it through the night. The poor woman
suffered a stroke a few days earlier.
And then, a couple days ago, we got the word that she
had suffered what they call a "silent heart attack"
But, it appears that the dear lady is "out of the woods"
for now. I got back home at around 3am this morning and the
"war department" is still up north with her
mom. So I am "baching"
it for a couple days here at the house.
My thanks to all who emailed their well wishes and prayers regarding my wife's mom.
Now, if anyone would like to email me a very nice home cooked
dinner so I don't have to patronize the local "greasy spoon"
or eat these yummy "tv dinners,"
It will be ESPECIALLY wonderful, LOL
I'm perfectly able to cook, I'm simply too lazy to do it. hehe.
However if thats not possible,
Your continued prayers will be appreciated,
because her prognosis is still pretty bleak at this point.
I'll keep you posted.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
Blonde Star
http://www.thepostm
sleeping
http://www.thepostm
SenatorJohn Mccain introduces G W Bush in a reelection campaign speech
http://www.thepostm
playin the guitar
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS
impressed
http://www.thepostm
belly dancer
http://www.thepostm
the king
http://www.thepostm
made for each other
http://www.thepostm
before we were married
http://www.thepostm
the older you get
http://www.thepostm
the lonely guy
http://www.thepostm
so big and thick
http://www.thepostm
the hotel
http://www.thepostm
disgusting
http://www.thepostm
THE JOKES!
Two cows, Daisy and Buttercup, were catching up with the latest farmyard gossip.
Daisy told Dixie " I was artificially inseminated this morning"
Dixie replied " no way, I dont believe it"
"Well its absolutely true " said Daisy,
" NO BULL"
____________
The other day, I was accosted by a hooker. She asked,
"How 'bout some relaxing oral sex, honey? Only $50."
"No way!" I responded. "I'm married!!!"
"So??? What difference does that make?" asked the hooker.
So I told her, "The difference is.... My wife will do it for only $35."
____________
Two alligators were relaxing in the swamp talking.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,
"I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me.
We're the same age, and we was the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big 'gator, "What you been eatin', boy?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small 'gator.
"Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?"
"Down 'tother side of the swamp
Near the parkin' lot by the capitol."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch 'em?"
"Well, I crawls up into one of them Lexus
And wait fer one to open the car door.
Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg,
Shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big alligator,
"I think I see your problem.
You ain't getting' any real nourishment.
"See, by the time you get done shakin'
The shit out of a Politician,
There ain't nothin' left but
An asshole and a briefcase!"
____________
Mary and Thelma are old friends. They have both been
Married to their husbands for a long time; Thelma is upset
Because she thinks her husband doesn't find her Attractive anymore.
"As I get older he doesn't bother to look at me!" Mary Cries.
"I'm so sorry for you, as I get older my husband says I
Get more beautiful every day." replies Thelma.
"Yes, but your husband's an antique dealer!"
____________
A senior citizen goes to his doctor and says,
"Doctor, I have sex only once a week."
The doctor asks, "How old are you ?"
The patient replies "Seventy-five.
Wait now. You're 75 and have sex once a week. I think that's wonderful.
What are you complaining about ?"
"My neighbor is almost eighty years old, and he says
he has sex three times a week, every week."
The doctor smiled and said, "I can easily solve your problem.
From now on, you say the same thing
__________
I met this beautiful girl last night. She invited me back to her place and we
had the greatest steamiest sex ever. Actually, it wasn't really the greatest sex ever,
it was more like medium-great sex, and well, she didn't exactly invite me back to her place,
I sort of followed her home to her apartment. To be factual, we didn't actually have sex per se,
but we came very close. You see we were fondling each other pretty intensely...
well, actually, I was fondling her, she wasn't fondling me...well, really, I wasn't actually
fondling her, our bodies just got very close together. To be honest, I just sort of brushed into her.
Accidentally. But it was great, really hot and sensual you know? Actually, to be specific,
it wasn't really her that I brushed into, it was actually the back of the chair she was sitting in.
Although, the chair was...on the other side of a wall you see...in another room sort of.
And I was sort of leaning on the wall, but the chair was very close to the wall, very close.
Of course, she was on the third floor and I was sort of...on the street...
leaning against the building. But wow! What a night. What a night.
____________
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Flying Dog
http://www.buffalos
Chimps in The Bar
http://www.buffalos
Der Golf
http://www.buffalos
LAB LAUGHS
good morning
http://www.lablaugh
eat and be happy!
http://www.lablaugh
the beauty of a sunset
http://www.lablaugh
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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