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But then I repeat myself. -Mark Twain
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This is a true story.....
Once upon a time there were four older ladies that lived in Italy...
They always sat outside and chatted about when they were younger....
One day they pooled their money together and bought a laptop computer...
They always wanted to see what Florida was about and they just happened to click on "St. Augustine , FL".
and they read about the "Fountain of Youth" that was there...
They saved up all they could and sent for four bottles of the magic water....
As soon as it arrived, they drank as much as they could....
The rest of this story will make you a believer because here they are today....
No, this is really TRUE! Really!
I have a supply of this water available at $125.00 a bottle,
HURRY BEFORE INVENTORY RUNS OUT.
NEXT SHIPMENT WILL COST MORE!!
You know I wouldn't lie to you.....
BTW, be sure to be watching for the POSTMAN'S CORNER
this weekend! I'm going to have something special for you in
the "LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES" section!!!
more on that later!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
can you spell "dumb guy?"
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies227.html
pop rocks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies228.html
sometimes its ok to be a fat athlete
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies229.html
the value of root beer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies230.html
cool surfin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies231.html
the burglary and the boner
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies232.html
Mr. President
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies233.html
THE COMICS!
the jockey
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x091.html
have fun
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x092.html
three musketeers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x093.html
if daddy could see you now
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x094.html
the private eye
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x095.html
the martian
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x096.html
doggie style
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x097.html
sounds yummy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x098.html
playboy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x099.html
hot pizza
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x100.html
THE JOKES!
Two farmers were boasting about the strongest kind of wind they'd seen.
"Out here in California," said one, "I've seen the fiercest wind in my
life. You know these giant redwood trees? Well, the wind once got so
strong, it bent them right down."
"That's nothing," said the other. "Back on my farm in Iowa, we had a
terrible wind one day that blew a hundred miles an hour. It was so bad
one of my hens had her back turned to the wind and she laid the same egg
six times!"
__________________
Roger had set a double date for himself and his friend Troy.
Roger said, "Troy, I'll give you first choice. Let me tell
you what they're like."
"Okay," said his buddy.
"Sandra has kind of a dumpy figure. She's short on
looks, but she gives an incredible blowjob. Suzie is pretty
and has a perfect pair of legs, which she shows
off by wearing shoes with very high heels."
"Say no more," interrupted Troy. "I'll go for head over
heels anytime."
________________
Although born to a Catholic family, Chester had always wanted
to be Jewish.
As a senior in college, he decided to take the plunge
and go through the formal conversion process. He
studied Judaism all semester.
Finally, he felt he was ready to take the test and complete
the conversion.
On the appointed day, he arrived at the Rabbi's office, ready
to begin. The Rabbi said, "I'm sorry, but before
I give you the test, I must discuss my fee, It's $5,000."
"$5,000!" exclaimed Chester, "That's a lot of money.
How about $500?"
"Congratulations, you pass." said the Rabbi.
________________
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the local minister
comes walking around the corner.
The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving that sheep
a beating. You wouldn't do that to your wife, would you?"
The farmer says, "I would if she farted and jumped sideways every time I
tried to mount her!"
_______________
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped
the clubhouse and started to go home.
As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped
him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"
"Yes," the golfer responded.
"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?"
"Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked.
"Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the
highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control,
crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make
it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?"
The golfer thought it over carefully and responded, "I think I'll close my stance
a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."
_______________
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Dog video
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/072712.htm
Dogs
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/072713.htm
DOMISLJIJA
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/072714.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
Suppose you were an idiot.
And suppose you were a member of Congress....
But then I repeat myself. -Mark Twain
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
GET FREE SKITTLES CANDY HERE!
NEW CARNIVAL and ICE CREAM flavored SKITTLES offer a tasty new twist
on the traditional SKITTLES rainbow. Pick up 24-packs of your favorite chewy
sugar candy with your FREE* $20 Gift Check. Let yourself enjoy the flavors of
summer with NEW LIMITED EDITION SKITTLES in
Carnival or Ice Cream flavors, your choice FREE*!
Indulge in a summer-inspired feast for your mouth with
LIMITED EDITION SKITTLES such as:
CARNIVAL Flavors ICE CREAM Flavors
COTTON CANDY •CARAMEL RIPPLE
•CANDY APPLE •CHOCOLATE
•FRESHLY MADE LEMONADE •ORANGE VANILLA SWIRL
•WAFFLE CONES •VANILLA
http://www.tinyurl.
FREE LOREAL!!!!
Nothing says superior shine like summer-inspired
L'OREAL COLOUR JUICE for your lips! Get the gleam without the mess.
Colour Juice Sheer Juicy Lip Gloss glides on smoothly and
conditions your lips by seailing in moisture. Make a splash
with lasting shine in your favorite fruit flavor!
• Cherry on Top • Grape Soda
• Strawberry Smoothie • Watermelon Crush
http://www.tinyurl.
This is a true story.....
Once upon a time there were four older ladies that lived in Italy...
They always sat outside and chatted about when they were younger....
One day they pooled their money together and bought a laptop computer...
They always wanted to see what Florida was about and they just happened to click on "St. Augustine , FL".
and they read about the "Fountain of Youth" that was there...
They saved up all they could and sent for four bottles of the magic water....
As soon as it arrived, they drank as much as they could....
The rest of this story will make you a believer because here they are today....
No, this is really TRUE! Really!
I have a supply of this water available at $125.00 a bottle,
HURRY BEFORE INVENTORY RUNS OUT.
NEXT SHIPMENT WILL COST MORE!!
You know I wouldn't lie to you.....
BTW, be sure to be watching for the POSTMAN'S CORNER
this weekend! I'm going to have something special for you in
the "LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES" section!!!
more on that later!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
can you spell "dumb guy?"
http://www.thepostm
pop rocks
http://www.thepostm
sometimes its ok to be a fat athlete
http://www.thepostm
the value of root beer
http://www.thepostm
cool surfin
http://www.thepostm
the burglary and the boner
http://www.thepostm
Mr. President
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS!
the jockey
http://www.thepostm
have fun
http://www.thepostm
three musketeers
http://www.thepostm
if daddy could see you now
http://www.thepostm
the private eye
http://www.thepostm
the martian
http://www.thepostm
doggie style
http://www.thepostm
sounds yummy
http://www.thepostm
playboy
http://www.thepostm
hot pizza
http://www.thepostm
THE JOKES!
Two farmers were boasting about the strongest kind of wind they'd seen.
"Out here in California," said one, "I've seen the fiercest wind in my
life. You know these giant redwood trees? Well, the wind once got so
strong, it bent them right down."
"That's nothing," said the other. "Back on my farm in Iowa, we had a
terrible wind one day that blew a hundred miles an hour. It was so bad
one of my hens had her back turned to the wind and she laid the same egg
six times!"
____________
Roger had set a double date for himself and his friend Troy.
Roger said, "Troy, I'll give you first choice. Let me tell
you what they're like."
"Okay," said his buddy.
"Sandra has kind of a dumpy figure. She's short on
looks, but she gives an incredible blowjob. Suzie is pretty
and has a perfect pair of legs, which she shows
off by wearing shoes with very high heels."
"Say no more," interrupted Troy. "I'll go for head over
heels anytime."
____________
Although born to a Catholic family, Chester had always wanted
to be Jewish.
As a senior in college, he decided to take the plunge
and go through the formal conversion process. He
studied Judaism all semester.
Finally, he felt he was ready to take the test and complete
the conversion.
On the appointed day, he arrived at the Rabbi's office, ready
to begin. The Rabbi said, "I'm sorry, but before
I give you the test, I must discuss my fee, It's $5,000."
"$5,000!" exclaimed Chester, "That's a lot of money.
How about $500?"
"Congratulations, you pass." said the Rabbi.
____________
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the local minister
comes walking around the corner.
The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving that sheep
a beating. You wouldn't do that to your wife, would you?"
The farmer says, "I would if she farted and jumped sideways every time I
tried to mount her!"
____________
After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped
the clubhouse and started to go home.
As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped
him and asked, "Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"
"Yes," the golfer responded.
"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and off the course?"
"Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked.
"Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball flew out onto the
highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went out of control,
crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire truck couldn't make
it to the fire, and the building burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?"
The golfer thought it over carefully and responded, "I think I'll close my stance
a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb."
____________
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Dog video
http://www.buffalos
Dogs
http://www.buffalos
DOMISLJIJA
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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