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Hey y'all...got sompin special for ya this morning!!!
You into them, "Dark and stormy night" stories?
you'll love this one!.....
they were together in the House.
Just the two of them.
It was a cold, dark, stormy night.
The storm had come quickly And
Each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.
She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...and
Wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her
From the storm.
Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out... She screamed...
He raced to the sofa where she was cowering.
He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.
He knew this was a forbidden union and
Expected her to pull back.
He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.
The storm raged on...
They knew it was wrong...
Their families would never understand... So consumed were
They in their FEAR that they heard no opening
Of doors.just the faint click of a camera......
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
live footage, Hurricane Dean
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies266.html
shake it baby
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies263.html
Arkansas wedding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies265.html
oh shit!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies264.html
THE COMICS!
dictation
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z014.html
owwwh. ...ahhhh.
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z017.html
I don't care!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z020.html
it didn't go so well on the wedding night
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z011.html
how they know
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z012.html
california maternity hospital
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z013.html
I love you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z015.html
Ed!!!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z016.html
sexy dress
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/z018.html
THE JOKES
Paddy decides to go rabbit hunting, but when he gets to
his favorite field he sees the village priest is already there.
Paddy watches with fascination as the priest holds his
finger over a rabbit hole and immediately a rabbit pops out.
The priest grabs it and puts it into a sack.
He repeats this unusual but very successful technique until his sack is full of rabbits.
Paddy stops the priest and asks him how he does it.
Easy, says the priest. Put your finger on your wife's
pussy and then hold it over a rabbit hole.
They can't resist the smell, so when they come out grab them."
Paddy rushes home to find Maureen bent over scrubbing the floor.
He lifts up her skirt and applies his finger as directed.
Without looking up, Maureen giggles,
"Holy Moses, Father! Rabbit hunting again?""
__________________
A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club:
Interviewer: "So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do
with these children on this adventure holiday?"
Mr. Jones: "We're going to teach them
climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."
Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"
Mr. Jones: "I don't see why,
they'll be properly supervised on the range."
Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?"
Mr. Jones: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them
proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm."
Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."
Mr. Jones: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one, are you?"
________________
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the
priest that she has a terrible secret.
The priest then tells her that her secret is safe in the
sanctity of the confessional.
She says, "Father, I never wear panties under my habit."
The priest chuckles and says, That's not so serious,
Sister Bernadette. Say five Hail Mary's, five Our Fathers,
and do five cartwheels on your way to the altar."
_________________
"Daddy," the little girl said.
"I didn't know Mommy is a magician."
"What do you mean, Honey?" asked the daddy.
"Well," replied the girl. "I heard her on the phone saying
she was going to turn a couple of tricks tonight."
______________
While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a
group of medical students. "As you can see," she says,
"the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia
are radically arched. Michael, what would you do in a
case like this?"
"Well," ponders the student, "I suppose I'd limp too."
_____________
BUFFALO'S
movies
Jack E Brown Dancing
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/080330.htm
Led Astray
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/080331.htm
Pimp My Bride
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/041606.htm
LABLAUGHS
FUN PAGES
Rose Of Friendship
http://www.lablaughs.com/clean_toon.php?id=C19970311
Football Fever
http://www.lablaughs.com/adult_toon.php?id=A19980626
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
GET YOUR FREE JEOPARDY GAME!
The #1 TV quiz show in America is now for your computer. And it's yours FREE*
With over 4,200 new answers, updated categories and an artificial intelligence that
adapts to all skill levels.
http://www.tinyurl.
Marlboro? or Camel?
Vote for your favorite,
GET !! 100$$$
http://www.tinyurl.
Hey y'all...got sompin special for ya this morning!!!
You into them, "Dark and stormy night" stories?
you'll love this one!.....
they were together in the House.
Just the two of them.
It was a cold, dark, stormy night.
The storm had come quickly And
Each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.
She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance..
Wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her
From the storm.
Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out... She screamed...
He raced to the sofa where she was cowering.
He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.
He knew this was a forbidden union and
Expected her to pull back.
He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.
The storm raged on...
They knew it was wrong...
Their families would never understand..
They in their FEAR that they heard no opening
Of doors.just the faint click of a camera......
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
live footage, Hurricane Dean
http://www.thepostm
shake it baby
http://www.thepostm
Arkansas wedding
http://www.thepostm
oh shit!
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS!
dictation
http://www.thepostm
owwwh. ...ahhhh.
http://www.thepostm
I don't care!
http://www.thepostm
it didn't go so well on the wedding night
http://www.thepostm
how they know
http://www.thepostm
california maternity hospital
http://www.thepostm
I love you
http://www.thepostm
Ed!!!
http://www.thepostm
sexy dress
http://www.thepostm
THE JOKES
Paddy decides to go rabbit hunting, but when he gets to
his favorite field he sees the village priest is already there.
Paddy watches with fascination as the priest holds his
finger over a rabbit hole and immediately a rabbit pops out.
The priest grabs it and puts it into a sack.
He repeats this unusual but very successful technique until his sack is full of rabbits.
Paddy stops the priest and asks him how he does it.
Easy, says the priest. Put your finger on your wife's
pussy and then hold it over a rabbit hole.
They can't resist the smell, so when they come out grab them."
Paddy rushes home to find Maureen bent over scrubbing the floor.
He lifts up her skirt and applies his finger as directed.
Without looking up, Maureen giggles,
"Holy Moses, Father! Rabbit hunting again?""
____________
A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club:
Interviewer: "So, Mr. Jones, what are you going to do
with these children on this adventure holiday?"
Mr. Jones: "We're going to teach them
climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."
Interviewer: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?"
Mr. Jones: "I don't see why,
they'll be properly supervised on the range."
Interviewer: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?"
Mr. Jones: "I don't see how, we will be teaching them
proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm."
Interviewer: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."
Mr. Jones: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one, are you?"
____________
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the
priest that she has a terrible secret.
The priest then tells her that her secret is safe in the
sanctity of the confessional.
She says, "Father, I never wear panties under my habit."
The priest chuckles and says, That's not so serious,
Sister Bernadette. Say five Hail Mary's, five Our Fathers,
and do five cartwheels on your way to the altar."
____________
"Daddy," the little girl said.
"I didn't know Mommy is a magician."
"What do you mean, Honey?" asked the daddy.
"Well," replied the girl. "I heard her on the phone saying
she was going to turn a couple of tricks tonight."
____________
While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a
group of medical students. "As you can see," she says,
"the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia
are radically arched. Michael, what would you do in a
case like this?"
"Well," ponders the student, "I suppose I'd limp too."
____________
BUFFALO'S
movies
Jack E Brown Dancing
http://www.buffalos
Led Astray
http://www.buffalos
Pimp My Bride
http://www.buffalos
LABLAUGHS
FUN PAGES
Rose Of Friendship
http://www.lablaugh
Football Fever
http://www.lablaugh
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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