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LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES
lickin stamps
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basketball girl
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gas thief
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parking
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THE COMICS
witches brew
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uh ohhh
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the trade show
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George guess what I learned
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birthdays
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you still got it
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winkin blinkin and nod
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wish you were here
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that is certainly feminine
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enthusiasm is good
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THE JOKES
While trying to escape through Pakistan ,
Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female Genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said,
"Master, may I grant you one wish?"
Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy Daughter-of-
Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything."
The shocked Genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said:
"Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning.
So just do it and be off with you."
The annoyed Genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt,
Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
God is Good!
____________
Two cowboys are riding along a trail in the mountains when
they suddenly hear tom toms beating very close to them.
"Uh Oh! That doesn't sound good," one says to the other.
As soon as the words were spoken, an Indian jumps out from behind a tree and said,
"Yeah, our regular drummer is out sick."
____________
Did you hear about the stressed out Priest who went to the Doctor in a panic
and asked him, "What does it mean Doc, when I go pee it burns
like the Fire of Satan and I have this God awful drip?"
The Doc,smiled and said, "It means the Alterboy lied. He wasn't a Virgin."
____________
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea.
The mother wants to show her daughter that she's a hip parent
and tries to get her daughter to open up and talk about dating boys and what it's like for her.
"So," says the mom, "now that you have started dating,
what's it like getting intimate with young men?"
"Oh, you know how it is," replies the daughter.
"Boys are always insensitive and never care if intimacy isn't working for me."
"How?" asks mom.
"Oh, stuff...." says daughter.
"Really now, you can trust me. I think that its important for
mothers and daughters to talk about these matters," continues mom.
"I don't know," answers the daughter.
"Now don't forget, I was a teenager once and I can
remember what dating boys was like for me," says mom.
"OK," says the reluctant daughter.
"For starters, how do you get their cum out of your hair?"
____________
An English anthropologist was doing research in an isolated African
village, and the tribal chief asked if he would like to attend a
trial his people were conducting that afternoon.
"You'll be surprised," said the chief, "at how well we've copied your
country's legal procedures. You see, we have read accounts of many
English trials in your newspapers, and incorporated them into our
judicial system."
When the Brit arrived at the wooden constructed courthouse, he was
truly amazed to see how closely the African court officials resembled
those of England. The counsels were suitably attired in long black
robes and the traditional white powdered wigs worn by all British
jurists. Each argued his case with eloquence and in proper judicial
language. But he couldn't help being puzzled by the occasional
appearance of a bare-breasted native girl running through the crowd
waving her arms frantically.
After the trial, the anthropologist congratulated his host on what he
had seen and then asked, "What was the purpose of having a semi nude
woman run through the courtroom during the trial?"
"I really don't know," confessed the Chief, "but in all the accounts
we read in your papers about British trials, there was invariably
mentioned something about 'an excited titter' running through the
gallery."
BUFFALOS
Movies
Annoying
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Beautiful
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Snow Fight
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Lab Laughs
Hair Color Check
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HALE-BOPP
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Half Time
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
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