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It is never too late to live with richness, purpose, joy and love.
No matter how much time you feel you have wasted or lost,
it is never too late to make the very most of the moment you're in.
No matter how many mistakes you may think you have made,
it is never too late to start moving in a positive direction.
The instant you choose to fully live,
the past no longer has the power to hold you back.
Where you are now is precisely where you need to be.
With gratitude in your heart for the journey that has brought you here,
choose now to make the most of where you are.
Starting from this place you can go in any direction.
It is never too late to choose the very best direction you can imagine.
Dig down and get in touch with the real substance of your most treasured dreams.
For what matters most is always within your reach.
Move right on past the disappointments, the frustrations,
the regrets and the negative assumptions you have accumulated.
It is never too late to fully become the real, authentic, unique and valuable person you are
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
the waterbed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies194.html
now that Dan Rather has retired
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies193.html
feeling fresh
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies195.html
I'm too sexy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies196.html
workout
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies197.html
eat more pork!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies198.html
THE COMICS!
the good hearted hunter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x031.html
make up your mind
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x032.html
factory recall
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x033.html
when two old people meet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x034.html
fashion
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x035.html
too tight
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x036.html
women
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x037.html
bad speller
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x038.html
a jump start
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x039.html
the boss
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x040.html
GETTIN HIGH
THE JOKES
There was a schoolteacher in the little old school which was teaching sex ed.
The class was comprised of only 8 students, due to the size of the school.
One of the little girls there asked, "According to the Bible, it says that Adam came first, then Eve.
The teacher replied, "Yes, dear, that is true, according to the Word Of God."
The girl responded, "Daddy always told me it is Ladies before Gentlemen.
Didn't that rule apply during the Creation time?"
Our teacher gets a smile on her face... she said, "Dearie, Adam came first -- trust me!
And every man since him came first, too!"
____________________
There was a redneck father and son who were always in competition with
each other. One day the son left to take an entrance exam at a
university. He wanted to major in medicine. A week later he returned
from his trip looking very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his father.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing letter' questions about
first aid and stuff. I got a score of 75%. It wasn't good enough to get
accepted," the boy replied.
"Well in that case I better take that exam myself," the father said.
So off to the university he went. A week later the father returned from
his trip looking very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his son.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing letter' questions about
first aid and I got them all wrong but one."
"Gee, Dad. Which question was that?"
"The question was...", started the father, "What do you do when you come
across a lady which has fainted. You feel her pu_s_?"
"That's easy", the son replied. "The answer is pulse."
"Oh, hell," said the father, " I got that one wrong as well."
__________________
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear
a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban."
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the
dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out, "One Texan is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers."
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the
dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of
battle, again silence.
The Texan voice calls out, "One Texan is better than one thousand Taliban".
The enraged Taliban Commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them
over the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire rings out as a huge
battle is fought. Then silence.
Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with
his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap.
There's two of them."
_________________
George and Marian had been dating since High School. They were
always considered to be the "perfect couple" -- he, the President of
the Student Council, the football quarterback -- she, the top of the
grade curve and the Captain of the cheerleading squad.
As the years went by, their relationship grew. By the time they
graduated from college and began the climb up the career ladder, it
was assumed by the whole town that the wedding bells could not be far
off. Indeed, Marian had been seen in the bridal salon, and at the
registry counter of the gift ware department at Macy's.
But then, one day, word flew through the gossip mill that George had
moved on. He had accepted a position on the other Coast and was not
especially interested in having his long-time companion join him. It
turned out, after all that time, that he just wasn't the Marian kind of guy.
____________________
A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush
tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When a male reaches a
certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a
weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches.
Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his
wife looked down at him and said, "How about we try the African
string-and-weight procedure?"
The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight to his penis.
A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribal
experiment coming along?"
"Well, it looks like we*re about half way there," he replied.
"Wow, you mean it*s grown to 12 inches?"
"No , it*s turned black."
_____________________
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to
know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.
The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom
leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
"I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!!!"
__________________
BUFFALO'S
MOVIES
Visa
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/112438.htm
QVC Clip
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/112439.htm
Lucky Tree
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/121125.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
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PostmansCorner-
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just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
GET FREE SUNGLASSES HERE!
SLEEK. STYLISH. TOM FORD.
Get your FREE* Tom Ford Sunglasses Here.
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And get your FREE DOVE body wash here!
When your skin feels cool and refreshed your whole attitude changes. Revitalize your mind and
body after a busy day with your free 1-year supply of Dove(r) Bath Products.
After all, you deserve it—so get yours now and start relaxing today.
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It is never too late to live with richness, purpose, joy and love.
No matter how much time you feel you have wasted or lost,
it is never too late to make the very most of the moment you're in.
No matter how many mistakes you may think you have made,
it is never too late to start moving in a positive direction.
The instant you choose to fully live,
the past no longer has the power to hold you back.
Where you are now is precisely where you need to be.
With gratitude in your heart for the journey that has brought you here,
choose now to make the most of where you are.
Starting from this place you can go in any direction.
It is never too late to choose the very best direction you can imagine.
Dig down and get in touch with the real substance of your most treasured dreams.
For what matters most is always within your reach.
Move right on past the disappointments, the frustrations,
the regrets and the negative assumptions you have accumulated.
It is never too late to fully become the real, authentic, unique and valuable person you are
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
the waterbed
http://www.thepostm
now that Dan Rather has retired
http://www.thepostm
feeling fresh
http://www.thepostm
I'm too sexy
http://www.thepostm
workout
http://www.thepostm
eat more pork!
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS!
the good hearted hunter
http://www.thepostm
make up your mind
http://www.thepostm
factory recall
http://www.thepostm
when two old people meet
http://www.thepostm
fashion
http://www.thepostm
too tight
http://www.thepostm
women
http://www.thepostm
bad speller
http://www.thepostm
a jump start
http://www.thepostm
the boss
http://www.thepostm
GETTIN HIGH
THE JOKES
There was a schoolteacher in the little old school which was teaching sex ed.
The class was comprised of only 8 students, due to the size of the school.
One of the little girls there asked, "According to the Bible, it says that Adam came first, then Eve.
The teacher replied, "Yes, dear, that is true, according to the Word Of God."
The girl responded, "Daddy always told me it is Ladies before Gentlemen.
Didn't that rule apply during the Creation time?"
Our teacher gets a smile on her face... she said, "Dearie, Adam came first -- trust me!
And every man since him came first, too!"
____________
There was a redneck father and son who were always in competition with
each other. One day the son left to take an entrance exam at a
university. He wanted to major in medicine. A week later he returned
from his trip looking very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his father.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing letter' questions about
first aid and stuff. I got a score of 75%. It wasn't good enough to get
accepted," the boy replied.
"Well in that case I better take that exam myself," the father said.
So off to the university he went. A week later the father returned from
his trip looking very down in the dumps.
"How was the exam?" asked his son.
"They asked quite a lot of 'fill in the missing letter' questions about
first aid and I got them all wrong but one."
"Gee, Dad. Which question was that?"
"The question was...", started the father, "What do you do when you come
across a lady which has fainted. You feel her pu_s_?"
"That's easy", the son replied. "The answer is pulse."
"Oh, hell," said the father, " I got that one wrong as well."
____________
A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear
a voice call from behind a sand-dune. "One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban."
The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the
dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out, "One Texan is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers."
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the
dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of
battle, again silence.
The Texan voice calls out, "One Texan is better than one thousand Taliban".
The enraged Taliban Commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them
over the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire rings out as a huge
battle is fought. Then silence.
Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with
his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, its a trap.
There's two of them."
____________
George and Marian had been dating since High School. They were
always considered to be the "perfect couple" -- he, the President of
the Student Council, the football quarterback -- she, the top of the
grade curve and the Captain of the cheerleading squad.
As the years went by, their relationship grew. By the time they
graduated from college and began the climb up the career ladder, it
was assumed by the whole town that the wedding bells could not be far
off. Indeed, Marian had been seen in the bridal salon, and at the
registry counter of the gift ware department at Macy's.
But then, one day, word flew through the gossip mill that George had
moved on. He had accepted a position on the other Coast and was not
especially interested in having his long-time companion join him. It
turned out, after all that time, that he just wasn't the Marian kind of guy.
____________
A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush
tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When a male reaches a
certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a
weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches.
Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his
wife looked down at him and said, "How about we try the African
string-and-weight procedure?"
The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight to his penis.
A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribal
experiment coming along?"
"Well, it looks like we*re about half way there," he replied.
"Wow, you mean it*s grown to 12 inches?"
"No , it*s turned black."
____________
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to
know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.
The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom
leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
"I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!!!"
____________
BUFFALO'S
MOVIES
Visa
http://www.buffalos
QVC Clip
http://www.buffalos
Lucky Tree
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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