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name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

As an old carrier sailor, I have enjoyed watching music videos that
have been appearing on You Tube. I have found videos with vintage
footage from my days in the Navy when Intruders, Phantoms, Crusaders,
and Corsairs filled the flight decks, Tomcat footage set to Top Gun
themes and our F-18s that were just a dream when I left. The one thing
that has filled me with wonder is the expanding role of women onboard
Navy ships in every area from Engineering to the Signal Bridge.
Several weeks ago I discovered a video on You Tube made by the
women of the USS Ronald Reagan to Shania Twain's song " That Don't
Impress Me Much." It showed life aboard a carrier and women
performing
their jobs in a humorous and positive light and even the Commanding
Officer put in an appearance.

This morning came the news that the Navy had ordered the video pulled
because of a scene where a sailor was dancing in a yellow radiation
suit
and a scene that showed the door leading to the stairs that takes you
down to the ship's reactor spaces. I really hope the Navy allows the
squadron that prepared the video to reshoot those scenes and publish
the video again. If not the Navy will be missing out on an enormous
recruiting tool and also a morale booster for the crew members who are
featured in the videos.

Many of you didn't receive your mail from yesterday till early this
morning
and some are probably still wondering when the Scuttlebutt from
yesterday
will pop up. Yahoo had a software or hardware problem yesterday and
rather than compound the problem with multiple copies of everything I
decided to wait. The problem obviously was repaired after midnight and
the mail queue started to flow again. Hopefully today will be life as
usual.

Enjoy the chips..... buffalo

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racing across her lawn in her jet propelled lawnmower,
watch as she hits another bump and rises so high can
she hang on? Watch as she lands so hard on her but
will she make it to the end of the race.....?

The herd in Guthrie

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