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Well, tell ya what, me and my buddy Randy got ourselves on down to Hooters for lunch the other day.
The food may have been a bit pricy, but it was good, and most certainly, I would say the scenery was delightful:)
Brandy, our petite little blond waitress, sat down in a chair at our table to take my order and wouldn't you know?
Right while I'm in the middle of telling her what I want, I drop my napkin on the floor. She bent over to pick it
up off the floor for me. Funny thing was, after that, I couldn't remember what I wanted! Go figger:)
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Bill Gates has vowed that he will help to reinstitute the pledge of allegiance in public schools.
Concerned parent groups, however, believe that Gates has ulterior motives...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES!
911 emergency
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies200.html
Jay interviews Paris Hilton
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies201.html
American asshole
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies202.html
the sky divers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies203.html
come on baby
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies204.html
THE COMICS!
Thanks Marge
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x041.html
thats a big pill
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x042.html
remember me?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x043.html
cyber criminals
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x044.html
marvels of technology
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x045.html
big boobs can be a real blessing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x046.html
the son in law
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x047.html
speak clearly
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x048.html
reminders
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x049.html
my girlfriend
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x050.html
DO YOU BELIEVE IN FAIRY TALES?
THE JOKES!
Jim was in a terrible wreck. He was taken to the hospital where he remained comatose for two weeks and
when he awoke he was ravenous. Finding the call button he rang for the nurse and asked if he could have something to eat.
She told him, "You have a broken jaw and it is wired shut. I can't think of anything that you could eat in that condition."
"Well, could I 'pwease' have a cup of coffee?" Jim asked through his clenched jaw.
"We'll try," the nurse told him. "Maybe we can get a straw between your teeth."
But try as they would, it just wouldn't go. Jim grumbled and moaned and swore
he was going to die without coffee until the nurse finally said, "Maybe we could give it to you in an enema."
She fixed up the syringe and began to administer it when suddenly Jim winced and drew up.
"Is it too hot?" the nurse asked.
"No, but could you please put some sugar in it?"
___________
Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."
Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough consultants."
Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor."
Employer: "More than we can use already."
Applicant: As he is getting desperate, "I'm not proud, I can do paperwork, I'll be a clerk, If you have too many, I'll start as a janitor."
Employer: "It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications."
Applicant: As he stands up and angrily yells, "work for you I'd have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!"
Employer: "Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a seat, we may have an opening."
________________
Bill asks Doug to go with him for a drink.
Doug replies, "Sorry Bill, I have to go to the drugstore to pick up a 'patch'
subscription for my wife. She's quitting smoking today."
"Oh okay, well, good luck to her!" Bill said.
"Yeah, well it is really lucky me," grinned Doug.
"I told her to let me know any time she has an urge to put something in her mouth to suck on."
_______________
Mary: Did you hear that Linda got a great new job?
Jill: Really? I wish I could do that. I'd like a change for the better.
Mary Well, you can always do what she did.
Jill: What's that?
Mary: Don't wear panties to the interview.
_____________
Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch.
The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives.
Marcy confided that there really wasn't anyone special in her life.
Heather, on the other hand, was beaming about the new man she had found.
"He's perfect. He's handsome, and last night when we went out to dinner,
he said the four little words I've been waiting to hear a man say to me!"
"He said 'will you marry me'?" Marcy asked.
Heather replied, "No, he said 'put your money away'
_____________________
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were all sitting at a table,
finishing dinner and discussing theology. Suddenly an angel appeared before them.
"I have been sent to grant each of you one wish," he said. "Who will go first?"
The catholic priest stood up.
"I wish for the destruction of all Protestants!"
Then the protestant minister bolted up.
"I wish for the destruction of all Catholics!"
The rabbi kept seated, so the angel asked, "How about you? What do you
wish for, Rabbi?"
The rabbi answered, "Well, if you're going to grant their wishes, I'll
just settle for another cup of coffee."
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Golf FSI
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/60528.htm
Baby
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/12142.htm
Baby
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/12142.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
adult humor. wanna subscribe? send a blank email to:
PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
FREE LUCKY CHARMS!!!
Select your Favorite - GET 2 BOXES FREE*!
The Very First Toasted Oats & Marshmallow Cereal.
Moons, stars, hearts, and clovers. Start your morning with a bowl
of those magical marshmallow bits. Simply select your favorite flavor LUCKY CHARMS
& get 2 FREE* BOXES delivered to your door! Now that's what we call lucky.
But hurry, offer is valid for a limited time only!
http://www.tinyurl.
FREE GAS GRILL!!!
Why not kick off the summer with a free Weber? Genesis Gas Grill?
Just visit below to pick your color and hopefully no one loses any eyebrows.
Burgers, steaks, chicken—grill it up on your free Gas Grill.
Grill Master, get your new Gas Grill and show off your skills
http://www.tinyurl.
Well, tell ya what, me and my buddy Randy got ourselves on down to Hooters for lunch the other day.
The food may have been a bit pricy, but it was good, and most certainly, I would say the scenery was delightful:)
Brandy, our petite little blond waitress, sat down in a chair at our table to take my order and wouldn't you know?
Right while I'm in the middle of telling her what I want, I drop my napkin on the floor. She bent over to pick it
up off the floor for me. Funny thing was, after that, I couldn't remember what I wanted! Go figger:)
FROM: THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Bill Gates has vowed that he will help to reinstitute the pledge of allegiance in public schools.
Concerned parent groups, however, believe that Gates has ulterior motives...
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LETS GO TO THE MOVIES!
911 emergency
http://www.thepostm
Jay interviews Paris Hilton
http://www.thepostm
American asshole
http://www.thepostm
the sky divers
http://www.thepostm
come on baby
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS!
Thanks Marge
http://www.thepostm
thats a big pill
http://www.thepostm
remember me?
http://www.thepostm
cyber criminals
http://www.thepostm
marvels of technology
http://www.thepostm
big boobs can be a real blessing
http://www.thepostm
the son in law
http://www.thepostm
speak clearly
http://www.thepostm
reminders
http://www.thepostm
my girlfriend
http://www.thepostm
DO YOU BELIEVE IN FAIRY TALES?
THE JOKES!
Jim was in a terrible wreck. He was taken to the hospital where he remained comatose for two weeks and
when he awoke he was ravenous. Finding the call button he rang for the nurse and asked if he could have something to eat.
She told him, "You have a broken jaw and it is wired shut. I can't think of anything that you could eat in that condition."
"Well, could I 'pwease' have a cup of coffee?" Jim asked through his clenched jaw.
"We'll try," the nurse told him. "Maybe we can get a straw between your teeth."
But try as they would, it just wouldn't go. Jim grumbled and moaned and swore
he was going to die without coffee until the nurse finally said, "Maybe we could give it to you in an enema."
She fixed up the syringe and began to administer it when suddenly Jim winced and drew up.
"Is it too hot?" the nurse asked.
"No, but could you please put some sugar in it?"
___________
Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."
Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough consultants.
Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor."
Employer: "More than we can use already."
Applicant: As he is getting desperate, "I'm not proud, I can do paperwork, I'll be a clerk, If you have too many, I'll start as a janitor."
Employer: "It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications.
Applicant: As he stands up and angrily yells, "work for you I'd have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!"
Employer: "Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a seat, we may have an opening."
____________
Bill asks Doug to go with him for a drink.
Doug replies, "Sorry Bill, I have to go to the drugstore to pick up a 'patch'
subscription for my wife. She's quitting smoking today."
"Oh okay, well, good luck to her!" Bill said.
"Yeah, well it is really lucky me," grinned Doug.
"I told her to let me know any time she has an urge to put something in her mouth to suck on."
____________
Mary: Did you hear that Linda got a great new job?
Jill: Really? I wish I could do that. I'd like a change for the better.
Mary Well, you can always do what she did.
Jill: What's that?
Mary: Don't wear panties to the interview.
____________
Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch.
The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives.
Marcy confided that there really wasn't anyone special in her life.
Heather, on the other hand, was beaming about the new man she had found.
"He's perfect. He's handsome, and last night when we went out to dinner,
he said the four little words I've been waiting to hear a man say to me!"
"He said 'will you marry me'?" Marcy asked.
Heather replied, "No, he said 'put your money away'
____________
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were all sitting at a table,
finishing dinner and discussing theology. Suddenly an angel appeared before them.
"I have been sent to grant each of you one wish," he said. "Who will go first?"
The catholic priest stood up.
"I wish for the destruction of all Protestants!
Then the protestant minister bolted up.
"I wish for the destruction of all Catholics!"
The rabbi kept seated, so the angel asked, "How about you? What do you
wish for, Rabbi?"
The rabbi answered, "Well, if you're going to grant their wishes, I'll
just settle for another cup of coffee."
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Golf FSI
http://www.buffalos
Baby
http://www.buffalos
Baby
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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