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Well, tell ya what, me and my buddy Randy got ourselves on down to Hooters for lunch the other day.
The food may have been a bit pricy, but it was good, and most certainly, I would say the scenery was delightful:)
Brandy, our petite little blond waitress, sat down in a chair at our table to take my order and wouldn't you know?
Right while I'm in the middle of telling her what I want, I drop my napkin on the floor. She bent over to pick it
up off the floor for me. Funny thing was, after that, I couldn't remember what I wanted! Go figger:)

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Bill Gates has vowed that he will help to reinstitute the pledge of allegiance in public schools.
Concerned parent groups, however, believe that Gates has ulterior motives...



We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!


LETS GO TO THE MOVIES!

911 emergency
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies200.html

Jay interviews Paris Hilton
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies201.html

American asshole
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies202.html

the sky divers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies203.html

come on baby
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies204.html





THE COMICS!

Thanks Marge
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x041.html

thats a big pill
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remember me?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x043.html

cyber criminals
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x044.html

marvels of technology
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x045.html

big boobs can be a real blessing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x046.html

the son in law
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x047.html

speak clearly
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x048.html

reminders
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x049.html

my girlfriend
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/x050.html


DO YOU BELIEVE IN FAIRY TALES?



THE JOKES!

Jim was in a terrible wreck. He was taken to the hospital where he remained comatose for two weeks and
when he awoke he was ravenous. Finding the call button he rang for the nurse and asked if he could have something to eat.
She told him, "You have a broken jaw and it is wired shut. I can't think of anything that you could eat in that condition."
"Well, could I 'pwease' have a cup of coffee?" Jim asked through his clenched jaw.
"We'll try," the nurse told him. "Maybe we can get a straw between your teeth."
But try as they would, it just wouldn't go. Jim grumbled and moaned and swore
he was going to die without coffee until the nurse finally said, "Maybe we could give it to you in an enema."
She fixed up the syringe and began to administer it when suddenly Jim winced and drew up.
"Is it too hot?" the nurse asked.
"No, but could you please put some sugar in it?"

___________

Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."
Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough consultants."
Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor."
Employer: "More than we can use already."
Applicant: As he is getting desperate, "I'm not proud, I can do paperwork, I'll be a clerk, If you have too many, I'll start as a janitor."
Employer: "It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications."
Applicant: As he stands up and angrily yells, "work for you I'd have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!"
Employer: "Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a seat, we may have an opening."

________________

Bill asks Doug to go with him for a drink.
Doug replies, "Sorry Bill, I have to go to the drugstore to pick up a 'patch'
subscription for my wife. She's quitting smoking today."
"Oh okay, well, good luck to her!" Bill said.
"Yeah, well it is really lucky me," grinned Doug.
"I told her to let me know any time she has an urge to put something in her mouth to suck on."

_______________

Mary: Did you hear that Linda got a great new job?
Jill: Really? I wish I could do that. I'd like a change for the better.
Mary Well, you can always do what she did.
Jill: What's that?
Mary: Don't wear panties to the interview.

_____________

Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch.  
The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives.  
Marcy confided that there really wasn't anyone special in her life.
Heather, on the other hand, was beaming about the new man she had found.
"He's perfect.  He's handsome, and last night when we went out to dinner,
he said the four little words I've been waiting to hear a man say to me!"
"He said 'will you marry me'?" Marcy asked.
Heather replied, "No, he said 'put your money away'
_____________________

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were all sitting at a table,
finishing dinner and discussing theology. Suddenly an angel appeared before them.
"I have been sent to grant each of you one wish," he said. "Who will go first?"
The catholic priest stood up.
"I wish for the destruction of all Protestants!"
Then the protestant minister bolted up.
"I wish for the destruction of all Catholics!"
The rabbi kept seated, so the angel asked, "How about you? What do you
wish for, Rabbi?"
The rabbi answered, "Well, if you're going to grant their wishes, I'll
just settle for another cup of coffee."

BUFFALO'S
Movies

Golf FSI
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Baby
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/12142.htm

Baby
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/12142.htm

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!




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