Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in
another city
WELCOME TO:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
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MEMES AND TOONS
old
next time
police line
the morning after
porn
pirates
my sewing machine
try it
say please
my conclusion
flirting with death
what I want
senior edition
brush your teeth
when you are getting older
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JOKES
guess what I heard
crushed nuts
an angel suddenly appeared
the food and drug association
on the last day
what is going on here
Anne the harpist
2 wks vacation
in a better place
stunning
Laying a carpet is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her,
then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay.
Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste,
and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back
and admire your handiwork.
Putting up a tent, is... very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'...slip in to the old bag.
Washing a car, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You've got to
caress the bodywork. Breathe softly and gently. And give every inch of it your
loving attention. And make sure you've got a nice wet sponge.
And yet, having therapy is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.
You get on the couch, string 'em along with some half-lies and evasions, probe
some deep dark holes, and then hand over all your money.
Going to the brink of death and back, in a nine car pile-up on a dual carriage-way,
is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all, brace yourself,
hold on tight - particularly if it's a rear-ender. And pray you make contact
with her twin airbags as soon as possible.
Going fishing was very much like making love to a beautiful woman. First of all,
clean and inspect your tackle, carefully pull back your rod cover, and remove any
dirt or gunge that may have built up while not in use. Then, extend your rod to
its full length, and check that there are no kinks or any wear. Particularly at the
base, where the grip is usually applied. Make sure you've got a decent float, the
appropriate bait, and that there's plenty of shot in your bag.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Best Street Fight Knockouts 2019
AWARD-WINNING** Sci-Fi Short Film "Abiogenesis" - by Richard Mans
The Great Dictator — "Da Banana"
AC-130 Gunship in Action / Firing All Its Cannons
Norm MacDonald - Professor of Logic Joke
Candid Camera Classic: Flight to Nowhere!
Crazy Police Shootings - Shootouts Caught On Video Compilation
12 Mysterious Discoveries in Alaska
A day in the life of a Roman soldier - Robert Garland
Grand Canyon Mule Ride 2016
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
act my age
does that bother you
dogs are loyal
camo condom
this is the best day ever
sometimes
turn it down
facebook
boobs
clouds
so hot
some days
your new gfriend
sex
a rebel
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