There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side, and the right side
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So, the war department has sprung back to her old
self, spending most of yesterday in the yard tending
her flowers. The grand kids come over today. Like a
lot of g parents, we have ours a couple days a week this
summer. The war department is in her element with g kids,
flowers, puppy dogs and one old man. life is good.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
lock the door
the invisible man
went to the doctor
a romantic evening
use your turn signal
Bill Cosby
I'm going to be fine
if you can read this
before we begin
here is the book you asked for
rebooting the computer
the restaurant down the street
reduce stress
reduce the wine
women and men
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JOKES
thoughtful facts
an 87 yr old woman came home and found her husband...
things not to say on a date
one day in a third grade classroom
what are you doing
husband has a heart attack
last Sunday's sermon
guy goes to see the doctor about his sex drive
Joe the fisherman
a farmer ploughs his rental field
Oh I wish I had boobs that would wobble.
Mine just stay still in one place;
In the breast hall of fame
You won't see my name
For my boobs there would be a disgrace.
Sure boobs of my size have their merit
They're easy to fit with a bra.
And when I go for a dip
You won't see one slip,
They stay put just where they are.
And I'm not one to seek much attention
So you won't find me strutting about
In a boob tube that's trying
by gravity defying
to leave no room, not even for doubt.
But I sure envy big breasted women,
I've seen them at parties you know;
With all confidence thrust
In their mighty big bust
Entrancing the men as they go.
Though I've heard from a big bosomed buddy
That it's not all it's cracked up to be
She says in frustration
"Try to hold conversation
When there's only two things a guy sees."
Now if I paid a few grand to enlarge them
To, say thirty-six b or c
Would they still look so natural
Could I class them as collateral
Sorta like home improvements on me
Now I've not taken this boob thing just lightly
I've done quite a bit of research
I try to keep abreast
In my mammary quest
I've found there's a bit to be learned,
There's questions that need to be answered
Like cleavage, how wide and how deep
I can have nipples bigger
But somehow I figure
That could poke Sweetie's eye in his sleep.
Oh, I wish I had boobs that were awesome
I'd buy a bright red bathing suit
On the beach I would run
In slow motion for fun
To show off my best attribute.
Now don't think I'd just get them for vanity
There's much I'd aspire to do
I could feed many babies
When I was lactating
For convenience, I could offer drive-thru
In a t-shirt I'd test air conditioning
They could 'see' if they had it too low
And if I stood outside
My breasts pumped up with pride
Cops' use me to stop traffic flow!
Well you can see I've a lot to consider
For the big plunge, I need some more time
So I'll keep you updated
But for now they're just fated
To stay as they are for a while.
And there's my sweetie who totally accepts me
For he loves each and every little bit
He says "stay as you are
You're the most beautiful by far."
As he gazes into my eyes -- not my tits
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
A New Experience - Transits Through Expanded Panama Canal
Remembering Frank Sutton - Gomer Pyle's Sergeant Carter
Live Report - SNL
15 Minutes Relax With Just For Laughs Gags
Candid Camera Classic: Trash Class!
1986 HBO "Howie Mandel"
The Greatest Story Of The War In The Pacific (WW2 Documentary)
Live Pd funniest and craziest moments
50 Dirty Jokes in 5 Minutes
Robber shoots himself in the Groin
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
1200 calories a day
who invented it
u gotta wait for it
how she feels about you
when they drop
keep your spirit bright
skills
walking home last night
fortune cookie says
a blonde a kitty and a weed whacker
I have to confess
40 camels
an argument between 2 vegans
took the batteries out
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