When you are arguing with a fool,
make sure he isn't doing the same thing.
Welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
Thanks to all who wrote in with concerns thots and prayers
for the war dept. We went down to hospital on Saturday morning
... and we came home Monday morning.
So it was a rather brief stay. She is at home
and resting quietly. That is sortof remarkable for her. Getting her to stop
and sit down for anything is remarkable. She is go go go all the time. But
Turk the dog aka Carlos the rat likes it. The other day, I go out in the front
room to check on her. She is all sprawled out on her back resting on the
couch right? The dog is laying directly on top of her torso. Where it is
definitely soft and warm, you know? Even a dog knows what is delightful
on a woman:)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
telekenesis
Grandpa was happy
I will not
my only hope
just in
testing our products
men 50 and older
it can do miracles
you freak
grand pa telling stories
why do you always do this
the doctor is ready
real
real criminals
boo bies
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JOKES
did you know
married for 20 years
ask his waitress for a date
taking a bath one day
while sitting at the bar
viking God of thunder
to thoroughly clean toilet
pretty blonde driving down a country road
this is a tree
I'd like to buy that lady a drink
Father Harris was motoring along a country lane in his parish
on a spring afternoon when all of a sudden he got a flat tire.
Exasperated, the priest stopped his car, got out, and assessed the
damage. Luckily a four-wheel-drive jeep rounded the bend and
pulled to a stop behind the crippled vehicle. The door to the jeep
opened and out stepped a powerful hunk of a man. "Good afternoon,
Father," greeted the stranger. "Can I give you a hand?"
"Heaven be praised," rejoiced the priest. "As you can see,
my son, I have a flat tire, and I must admit
I've never changed one before."
"Don't worry about it, Father. I'll take care of it."
And without skipping a beat, the bruiser picked up the front of
the car with one hand and removed the lug nuts
from the base of the flat tire with the other.
"Why don't you get the spare from the trunk?"
"Why, ahh, yes, of course, my son," stuttered the amazed
Father Harris. The priest rolled the spare around to the strong-
man who casually lifted it up with his free hand,
maneuvered it into place, and proceeded to tighten the lug nuts.
"Do you need the wrench?" the Father queried.
"That's OK," the fellow told him.
"These nuts are as tight as a nun's snatch."
"Hmmmm..." mused Father Harris.
"I'd better get the wrench."
The waitress was tired of this one biker always hitting on her, so she
came up with a plan.
"I'll tell ya what, stud. I'll have sex with ya on two conditions.
First, it'll cost ya 50 bucks. Second, you have to guarantee me that
bells will ring and lights will flash."
He smiled, handed her $50 and led her over to the pinball machine.
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first
day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake
and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job
will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager.
"Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The U.S. Heavy Guns of the Vietnam War
I Strapped a GoPro On a Turtle
El Camino del Rey - World's Most Dangerous Hike
Helicopter mounting a 1 ton TV antenna on top of a
tower on top of a mt. in Vermont
Felix Baumgartner world record supersonic skydive, complete footage
Jets Fighter in Low Pass - Shocking Spectators
Offshore Floating Oil Platform in Epic Storm
Gold - How its made
Building collapse while doing concrete on the roof. By Eng Salim Barwani
5 Giant Waves That Caught People Off-Guard
Top 5 Largest Sinkholes Caught on Camera
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
lonely since her last boyfriend
don't get drunk
thinking ability
being married
cigarettes and alcohol
probably out here somewhere
flies and honey
I just keep driving
just found out
a punch bowl
the mormon and the Irishman
one person
five drunk guys
jury duty
Dominos
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