welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Hello postman fans!
So ladies, are ya lookin for a good xmas
gift for hubby? It is right here, And guys?
it is a good investment!!!
(specially during hockey and outdoor sports, right?)
This is a real popular item
invented by yours truly! I am sure everyone
will want one! So place your order today!
send me a hunnerd bux and keep the crown
jewels warm this winter! For an extra 20
I will monogram it for you with your initials!
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
you're the one
show off
a free spirit
a holiday store
you forgot
what comes after
Frosty
can't be bothered
do you understand
serve alcohol
lighting
not feeling well
your boss says
lost my number
not in the library
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"So, Alan, how's it going with the ladies?"
"Women, to me, are nothing but sex objects."
"Really?"
"Yep, whenever I mention sex, they object."
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JOKES
tickle me Elmo
try and relax
Willy and Harry stopped at a bar for a beer
guy wakes up in the morning
you are charged
the food was delicious
q and a
fly to Germany
girl calls a sex therapist
walking down the street
3 nurses in a morgue
from now on
woman texting her husband
a Swiss guy and 2 Americas
oatmeal raisin cookies
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A 97 year old man goes into his doctor's office and says,
"Doc, I want my sex drive lowered."
"Sir", replied the doctor, "You're 97.
Don't you think your sex drive is all in your head?"
"You're damned right it is!" replied the old man.
"That's why I want it lowered!"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Best sketches of SNL's 40 years in under 4 minutes
Chonda Pierce - Menopause Parking
Live PD Funniest Wildest Moments
Funny Jokes - They Were Both Surprised By The Results
A Farmer Was Sick Of People Parking On His Land,
So He Decided To Reap The Perfect Revenge
3 Disturbing True Craigslist Horror Stories
100 Best Fails Of The Week | AFV Funniest Fail
Videos December 2018
5 Large Waves VS Buildings
Car vs Snow || Compilation of Ridiculous Car Crash and Slip
Will Ferrell as Bush
The Most Hilarious Responses To Public Notices Ever
The Most Inspiring Speech: The Wisdom of a Third Grade Dropout
Dash-cam shows deputy sheriff hitting deer at 114 mph
This Side Up - A Short Animation by Liron Topaz
Rollin Christmas
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A man from the Washington Post
Once had it off with a ghost;
At the height of orgasm
The pale ectoplasm
Shrieked: "Coming! I'm coming... almost!"
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
cold weather is here
bungee jumpin
dead car battery
are u sure Fred?
you haven't eaten pizza
who ordered these pizzas?
500 dollars
my vasectomy
my four moods
a smile
mistakes
old people
insurance companies
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