Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from
molasses.
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So I go to a restaurant and when the wait person brought me my drink,
I asked for a straw. I got some strange looks and then remembered that
they were no longer politically correct. Many munincipalities have
banned them altogether. I always ask for one now, mostly in order to
be annoying to ppl who want to argue about stupid stuff.
On a related matter, have you heard the controversy these
days over the song, "Baby its cold outside."?? I guess now
we are not supposed to sing it. (Sexually explicit, you know)
And now my daughter? She says that candy canes may
soon be banned in schools, the j shaped candy could be referenced to
the word "Jesus" and it would be a violation of church and state.
I am just waiting for them to ban Frosty the snow man. What? you did
not realize that he is not politically correct? he runs around NAKED
in front of the kids with no pants on smoking a pipe!!!
OMG they should ban such a foul creature from young kids!!!!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
weight loss clinic
mom come quick
wireless
playing cymbals
cyberdate
traffic accident on the I-5
salary vs budget
in the kitchen
pickin your nose
I've been good
you know what time it is
spread your cheeks
pull up your pants
fake news
all I did was sneeze
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JOKES
David went to the urologist
I took my fingers and
burglar broke into my house
2 old men on a park bench
no banana
how was your ski weekend
impotent husband
in love with my sheep
started a new job
too much time on the computer
the DIVORCE SETTLEMENT
suffering from depression
dogs keeping me awake
a slice of pizza
the man who found the frog
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Marriage Skit By Chonda Pierce And Ken Davis
dogs vs intruder Watch- what happens
WORST Women Drivers in the WORLD
Thief gets what he deserves
5 RUDE Customers Who Got The Biggest Shock Of Their Lives
Cat-Friend vs Dog-Friend
Spy Drones Expose Smithfield Foods Factory Farms
BEST OF 2018 | CRAZY AND OMG
Woman drives on sidewalk to pass school bus
7 Tips For Better Sex
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump sing "Baby it's Cold Outside"
GIRL FIGHTT
Larry the cable guy retarded gang members
Christmas cats compilation
It's a Wonderful Life: The Lost Ending - SNL
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
your husband
just sayin
bitch about everything
deja poo
a squeak toy
Jack Daniels
at Panera
someone guessed
raw cookie dough
spelling errors
knocked you off
love and money
a nicer person
at work
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