welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
I was talking yesterday about mornings growing up
on the farm. I can remember one thing as
we sat around the table with the radio, when
the farm report finished, the weather and etc,
there was also the "lunch menu".
See, back in the day, schools actually had
cooks. And these ladies actually prepared
something called "hot lunch." So after
the dj had finished the weather, the farm
report, the news, and all the other "important"
stuff, then it was the "whats for lunch" question.
He would list the menu they were serving
at the local schools. And always, he finished with
"including mother nature's most nearly perfect food,
milk." I tried once or twice to weesel
out of going to school when they
were serving something I disliked. Like the
so called salisbury steak. Altho I like salisbury
steak generally speaking, the school's version
sorta reminded me very much like a roasted
piece of heel from my cowboy boots.
I soon discovered tho, that "playing sick" was
going to be a disaster when momma decided to
flush out my system with what she called cod
liver oil. (That was a fate worse than death.)
When my own kids were in school, it was
burgers or fries, or a slice of pizza. But a cooked hot lunch?
no one really knew what that was. It must
be a total disaster now, as it has been many years
since my kids were in school. I wonder why our tax
payers continue to pay for a hot lunch program that
the schools simply do not serve or provide anymore?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
well shit
hows my driving
driving test
taking it literally
I feel horrible
a thank you card
its here
letter to Santa
accidents
hose arrest
drinking to forget
drug sniffing
dropped it
the drive through
I should let you know
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JOKES
long ago
miracle products
arithmatic
Santa was getting ready for his annual trip
what's the problem
a baseball quote
there was a young lady
definitions
the superbowl
Bob and his wife started dieting
sir your daughter loves me
3 cowboys were discussing women
the elderly hooker and the judge
short ones!
guy goes to the postoffice to apply for a job
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Worlds Wildest Police Videos
Messed Up Things That Happened At Woodstock
Will Ferrell, Exotic Animal Expert
Zing
Abbott & Costello - 2 Classic Bits... $28 and Loafing
DRIVING IN THE RAIN FAILS, CRAZY AQUAPLANING COMPILATION 2018
Being Stranded On A Desert Island Isn't So Bad...
The Smoking Gun Present's - World's Dumbest Brawlers
How Are Aluminium Cans Recycled? | How Do They Do It?
Level Crossings Abuse on BBC's Caught Red Handed
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
women are emotional
come here
don't wait till your death bed
read my mind
too much rum
merry Titmus!!!
no words
your flexibility
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