Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So I was talking to a friend about the lists that
seniors make. For example, there is the bucket list.
Then there is the to do list, The bucket list is the
more enjoyable because its made of the stuff that YOU
want to do. where as the to do list, also known as
the honey do list, that is the one that she wants you to
do. Well, I have discovered there is yet another list.
And this one is the one that has evolved over the
years, and I have also gotten pretty good at it. It is
known as the do nothing list. This one is much
preferable to the other two. Both of the other lists
require something called "effort." a commodity
I have discovered that I have less of the more years
I live. Oh, and that bucket list? Don't worry
about that one so much, you are likely to put your
foot in it and trip.Its very similar to the "insert foot in
mouth thing."
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
fetishes
my bucket list
first female ref in the NFL
one more hot flash
doing it wrong
men give birth
holding it for six hours
don't blame the holidays
a good idea
the most wonderful time
nice perfume
girlfriend
they know too much about me
peeping Tom
a younger more beautiful you
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JOKES
the princess and the frog
3 guys walking down the beach
sniffer the dog
I'm going to sleep with your wife
back in the good ole days in Texas
keep from getting pregnant
little Johnny
the evils of marijuana
tall woman and the midget
the elderly priest said to the younger priest
went into a bar in Waco
was that not love
doctor I think I have crabs
do you have a prescription
the facts of life
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Artie Lange - A Pig on Cocaine - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
Golden Retriever Puppy Attack
Animated Shorts : "Fortress/????????" - by Dima Fedotof
Flights That Had The Best Passengers
10 MOST AMAZING BARN FINDS
All The Best Holiday Performances From Your AGT Favorites -
America's Got Talent 2018
Worst Design Fails That Are So Dumb They Are Funny
Biggest Cat That Purrs And Meows
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
throwing someone under the bus
stress
girls gone wild
check engine light
a pushup
you climb out of bed
marriage
after 9 pm
mugged by a fish
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