welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!!
FROM:THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Santa Clause will NOT be arriving.
He was an illegal immigrant and attempted to
fly over Trumps border wall. After a failed attempt at
illegal entry into the US, ICE agents shot the
poor fellow. It appears that the president did
not like him much ...last year when he landed
on the White house roof, Rudolph and the sleigh
damaged the shingles. Congress refused to
appropriate the funding for repairs. Minority
leader Nancy Pelosi, however, started a go fund
me account for endangered reindeer.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
drop the gun
in the men's room
in a big hurry
I don't care
after I buy Christmas presents
dad I want a I phone
porn
when you get drunk
they were married
pooters
doctors
heart broken
desperate times
that moment when
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JOKES
burned her ears
God said Adam, I want you to do something for me
the wisdom of seniors
searching for a Christmas tree
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder
three moms
a galloping steed
I'm in love
short of money
farmer had a small pond
deployed to Afghanistan
alligator shoes
Blueberry hill
the sadness of sex
3 guys die and go to hell
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Top 5 Demolitions Gone Wrong
US vs Iran - Strait of Hormuz
Best Fails/Wins of November 2018
Itchy Balls - Official parody of Jingle bells.
Sam Kinison - If Jesus Had A Wife - Insanely Funny!!!
Snow Plows At Work During Heavy Snowfall
Cats in Full Panic Mode!
Wipeout's Top 10 Moments! - Wipeout
Dog Runs For Mayor And Wins
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
Christmas gifts
my wife said
buy love
litter box fed ex box
forget the past
money doesn't buy happiness
dear vegans
jelly fish
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