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welcome to
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

HELLO POSTMAN FANS!

At birth we boarded the train and met our parents, 
and we believe they will always travel on our side.
However, at some station our parents will step down 
from the train, leaving us on this journey alone.
As time goes by, other people will board the train; 
and they will be significant i.e. our siblings, friends, 
children, and even the love of your life.
Many will step down and leave a permanent vacuum.
Others will go so unnoticed that we don't realize 
they vacated their seats.This train ride will be full of
joy, sorrow, fantasy, expectations, hellos, goodbyes, and farewells.
Success consists of having a good relationship with all 
passengers requiring that we give the best of ourselves.
The mystery to everyone is:
We do not know at which station we ourselves will step
down. So, we must live in the best way, love, forgive, 
and offer the best of who we are.
It is important to do this because when the time comes
for us to step down and leave our seat empty we should 
leave behind beautiful memories for those who will 
continue to travel on the train of life.
I wish you a joyful journey on the train of life.
Reap success and give lots of love.
More importantly, thank God for the journey.
Lastly, I thank you for being one of the passengers on my train.
(By the way, I am not planning to get off the train 
anytime soon but if I do, just remember 
I am glad you were part of my journey.)

we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

don't need twitter

fetch my beer

there can only be one

oops

before gps

stop drinking

whats on your mind

much better

made a bet

belly explained

believe me

behind schedule

drug or alcohol

my psychiatrist



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JOKES

once upon a time there were 3 little pigs

A wholesaler in New York sent a letter

the Kardasians

a mistake on your resume

veterans bar

The rules at a particular university

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover 
that your high school class is running the country.                                     

God and Moses were out golfing

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut

q and a

pleasantly surprised

a scuba diving geologist

in Florida

Florida in July

the pastor's sermon

very brief and to the point

a head on collision
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

10+ People Who Had One Job and Still Failed Epically

The Most Honest Three Minutes In Television History

Best Fails/Wins of September 2018

35 PEOPLE THAT IGNORED A HUGE TRAIN COMING AT THEM

Funny Dog snitches on sibling. Who stole the cookie?

You Laugh, You Lose 

Most Terrifying Tractors Pulling Fails

Fertilizer Plant Explosion Near Waco,Texas

Rare WW1 Aerial Combat Footage (In Colour)

10 Funniest Raccoon Videos

Truck crash at weigh station

Bench Doctor Prank
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

one day

women wear panties

I can't take it anymore

the entire bag

the senility prayer

a new deoderant

its October

single

a friend request

and finally

taje a breather



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