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2018 Costume Ideas

It's that time of the year again where if you haven't spent weeks putting together your Halloween costume, you're hastily checking random top ten 2018 costume lists hoping to find something that you somehow already own...
Well me here at The Lunch Read are no better than your average Buzzfeed. So here is The Lunch Read's top ten costumes of 2018:

1. Kanye West as a bottle of seltzer
2. Kanye West wearing a MAGA hat showing everyone his phone
3. Kanye West as that weird lego guy in the hallway
4. Kanye West on SNL ranting (you'll need 12 people who in no way want to be included in your costume to stand around you for this one)
5. The Old Kanye, Straight from the go Kanye
6. Ye
7. Kanye West giving shoes to a dictator for some reason (fun couples costume!)
8. Kanye West's phone password (000000)
9. A Kanye West think piece (there might be quite a lot of these at the party, so make yours unique. Maybe talk about Graduation)
10. Poopy-di-scoop...?

Enjoy your lunch.

- Today's Menu -

Why Haven't We Found Aliens? Because We're Just Not Looking Hard Enough.
Maybe we should find ourselves first.
Appetizer (3 min) | Live Science

Canada Makes Marijuana Legal, and a National Experiment Begins
Somewhere someone just bought some weed with a coin called a loonie and I hope that brightens your day.
EntrΓ©e (9 min) | New York Times

How Instagram Saved Poetry
Roses are red, violets are blue. Do I look best in Gingham or moon?
Starter (5 min) | The Atlantic

How A Bacon Sandwich Derailed Ed Miliband's UK Political Career
"One seriously awkward photo-op will haunt the former leader of Britain's Labour Party forever."
Appetizer (5 min) | Huff Post

How To Stop Your Anxiety From Screwing Up A Great Relationship
We finish each other's panic attacks due to the existential dread of our generation.
Dessert (5 min) | Huff Post

Hiding My Cancer Under the Hijab
"After breast cancer treatment, I hid my bald head in front of my family to avoid painful conversations about my illness."
Dessert (4 min) | New York Times

Watch 'The Conners' Reveal How They Killed Off Roseanne's Character
They blame it on an ambie...I mean opioid overdose.
Dessert (3 min) | Uproxx
@Julianna_Clare: i set my alarms extra early to make sure i have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up
This kid shredded $1,000. Some may say he's a bad boy that needs a time out, I'm thinking he might be Banksy.
OMG JON HAMM SAID WAAAAT ABOUT HIS JUNK?!?!
Thanks for readin. See ya next week! I'm gonna try out a new thing now...CUNW! Nope I hate it never mind. I'm sorry. Bye.
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