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It's Up to Me
I get discouraged now and then
When there are clouds of gray,
Until I think about the things
That happened yesterday.
I do not mean the day before,
Or those of months ago.
but all the yesterdays in which
I had the chance to grow.
I think of opportunities
That I allowed to die
And those I took advantage of
Before they passed me by.
And I remember that the past
Presented quite a plight.
But somehow I endured it and
The future seemed all right.
And I remind myself that I
Am capable and free.
And my success and happiness
Are really up to me
we do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
you need a loan
bedcovers
didn't exoect you
the potato peeler
this little light of mine
what?
when I go running
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sued by Apple
going too fast
regret
he has this card
they treat me like God
heat and air conditioning
Romeo and Jack
diet and excersize
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JOKES
A man walks into a pet store
He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden
customer service at my bank
At a busy x-ray clinic
A policeman was on patrol
isn't it true
riddles
in Canada
in honor of Indian visitors
nice legs
two businessmen were out at their private golf club
sitting in a sports bar watching a baseball game
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo
could you please leave the beach?
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast
A: The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs.
Sam was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge,
so he sent his wife Anni to the hardware store.?
At the hardware store Anni saw a beautiful teapot on a top
shelf while she was waiting for the manager
to finish waiting on a customer.
When he was finished, Anni asked how much for the teapot.
He replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Anni exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Sam had sent her to
buy, and he went to the backroom to find it.
From the back room he yelled, "Anni, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
To which Anni replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
He wanted many things in wife, but above all he wanted one who was a virgin.
Falling madly in love with Summer, he decided to test her.
At a drive-in one night, he leaned over and asked,
"Would you like to see my pee-pee?"
As he unzipped his fly, Summer covered her eyes.
"No! No! Please put it back!"
Thrilled, he deemed Summer worthy of being his bride,
and immediately proposed to her.
On their wedding night, he was keenly anticipating the
delight of introducing Summer to sex.
When she came to bed, he unzipped his fly and took out his member.
Summer smiled, "Oooooh...what a nice pee-pee."
He stroked her hair. "My dear, the first thing you must learn
is that it really isn't called a pee-pee. It's called a cock."
"No," Summer said, studying it, "That's a pee-pee.
A cock is long, fat and like Bubba's!!"
3 old guys are sitting on a porch in Miami. Suddenly the first sighs
and says, "Gentlemen, isn't life horrible. Here I am at an age that I
can afford the best steaks and what? Bad teeth and gums. I have to
eat ground or soft foods." The second answers, "Yeah, life is a real
bummer. Why here I am at an age where I can buy the finest wines,
champagne but what? Ulcers, I have to drink milk."
The third sighs loudly and adds, "Gentlemen, I know exactly what
you mean. Last night at 2 am I nudged my wife and asked her if she's
interested. She screams at me, "What is wrong with you dear?
We just got finished doing it for the second time tonight!"
After a long pause the first man says, "So what is your problem?"
The third one grunts and says, "Can't you see? My memory is going.
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
peter goes to jail
What Would You Choose to Survive? HARDEST TEST EVER
Tony Robbins Saves A Marriage
10 Most Ridiculous Lawsuits Ever Filed
Whataburger brawl VIDEO RELEASED
Best Shift Ever - Waitress Receives Life Changing Tip
Sailors Notice A Strange Animal Stranded On Ice Miles Out To Sea
CAR CRASHES IN AMERICA
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
nada
licking his
some people
when I die
dummy
women
roses are red
pms
my balance
the little toe
a romantic date
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