welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
my facebook name
45th
the Mickey mouse club
stud
from England
the wrong rebel war
a popsicle
these shorts
you can't come in to the church like that
Viking explorer
can't go fishing
modern day trick or treat
allergies
a camel
ice cream
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JOKES
y name is Pat, I'm an Irishman, born on St. Patrick's Day,
died on St. Patrick's Day
bayonet drill
I know CPR
to travel abroad
playing the slot machines
Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat
Never a day's sickness in my life
running away from home
rush hour
tired of being made fun of and determined
a lesson on science
an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning
diamond ring he had ever seen
Rabbi, something terrible is happening
the Texan and the Irishman
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
You can't rollerskate in a buffaloherd - roger miller
MOMENTS 2015
Animation Movies - Big Buck Bunny
ANIMALS GETTING SHOCKED BY ELECTRIC FENCES
Flappers - The Roaring Twenties
0 Insane Machines That Will Blow Your Mind
The Wonderful Pantomime of Harpo Marx
Popeye The Sailor Man Classic Collection
The Story Of Pencil And Eraser - Very Inspirational One
The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came
back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details.?
She said "well, he was a big muscular and handsome marine".
"Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked.?
She said " I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said he didn't have that much".
"So I told him that oral sex would be $75, but he didn't have that much either".
"Finally I said, well, how much do you have"
The marine said that he only had $25.
The new hooker said "well, for $25 all I can do is service you by hand"
He agreed and after getting the finances straight, she said "he pulled
it out and I put one hand on it, and then the second hand above the first
and then the first hand above the second hand..."
"Oh my god" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge, then what did you do?"
"I loaned him $75!" she said.
He says, "Hey Dad! What are you doing?"
?His father says, "I'm filling your mother's tank."
?Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better
mileage. The milkman filled her this morning."
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'.
It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it -
let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can
be a real bitch to start in the morning!
Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it,
you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain and horribly
expensive to get rid of.
Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but
eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight usually increases with age.
Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases as mileage increases.
This model is not expected to reach collector status.
Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
105
Signs
for her birthday
one minute
speak
get it together
expensive
marriage and marijuana
opened your car door
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