welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!!!
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
warning labels
the thing you see
a boy
my speech
the dog did it
he forgot
tell me Chuck
so stupid
your uber driver
bleached
a mouse and a donkey?
the only girl
steal that
your car has been keyed
18 or over
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JOKES
An airplane was about to crash
I'd like to see your fishing licenses
there was a blonde sitting on the side of the road
used to spend holidays with Grandpa and Grandma
My Blonde sister is a waitress
A father was shopping in a department store
The couple's 50th wedding anniversary
Walking along the beach
Would you mind telling me
rabbits
a perfectionist rabbi
how were people born
ask the librarian
a grand father clock
we cannot ship the order
A couple is throwing a dinner party, and the husband who is very thin and bony
is walking around the house wearing only his boxers.
His wife comes out of the kitchen and says, "Hey, the guests are gonna be here any minute.
Go and put something on."
"Oh no, I won't," he says. "I want everybody to see how you feed your? husband..."
"Really? Then take your boxers off, too, and show everyone that there's?
is walking around the house wearing only his boxers.
His wife comes out of the kitchen and says, "Hey, the guests are gonna be here any minute.
Go and put something on."
"Oh no, I won't," he says. "I want everybody to see how you feed your? husband..."
"Really? Then take your boxers off, too, and show everyone that there's?
nothing that I should feed you for."
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Tourist: $5
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the Politician?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning!"
Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone's yard.
The driver says, "That is great. My wife and I do that every night."
The passenger replies, "My wife is conservative, she likes it the old-fashioned
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Tourist: $5
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a price difference for the Politician?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning!"
Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone's yard.
The driver says, "That is great. My wife and I do that every night."
The passenger replies, "My wife is conservative, she likes it the old-fashioned
way. But if you tell me how you get your wife to do this, I would like to try it."
The driver says, "Give your wife two drinks and she will be all set."
The next morning they're cruising along and the driver asks, "How was it?"
The passenger answers, "It was great, but it took my wife ten drinks."
The driver looks at him funny and says, "Ten drinks?"
The passenger says, "Yes. After two she was more than willing to make
The driver says, "Give your wife two drinks and she will be all set."
The next morning they're cruising along and the driver asks, "How was it?"
The passenger answers, "It was great, but it took my wife ten drinks."
The driver looks at him funny and says, "Ten drinks?"
The passenger says, "Yes. After two she was more than willing to make
love that way, but it took her eight more to get her out on the front lawn!"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Best of John Wayne
ALONE TIME (Short Film - Thriller)
Steve Irwin's Wildest Animal Encounters
Bus Ignores Weight Limit on Bridge
Professor and Student argument about the Existence of God
4 Disturbing Ads from the 90s
Oversize Load Transportation. Epic Failure
What's Inside of the White House?
Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven
Women On Patrol: Don't Argue With ME?
10 Most Heavily Guarded Homes On Earth
25 Dumb Jokes That Are Actually Funny
Rabbit Seasoning - Pronoun Problem
Roy D Mercer - GraveYard
State Trooper vs. Sheriff - Tempers Flare
5 Darkest Starbucks Secrets
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
a 30 minute power point
write letters
in my day
never called you ugly
bear attack
the last thing you want
my dog chased his tail
when I die
over time
your pinky toe
Irish philosophy
I put up with you
life is short
remember when
summer
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